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43 fruit fly jokes and hilarious fruit fly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fruit fly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short fruit fly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fruit fly humour may include short fruit flies jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin.
    Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
  2. What's the difference between fruit flies and time? Fruit flies like bananas, but time flies like the wind.
  3. Time flies Some people say time flies like an arrow
    I tell them that fruit flies like a banana
  4. Today I heard about a specific set of insects that appreciate a good directional indicator. Apparently, time flies like an arrow.
    Also, fruit flies like a banana.
  5. Fruit flies Getting rid of fruit flies is a fruitless endeavor
  6. Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin
  7. What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
  8. Did you hear about the 90 year-old v**...? Her cherry had fruit flies
  9. Apparently the local fruit fly is a s**........ She goes out every night for a drag.

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Fruit Fly One Liners

Which fruit fly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fruit fly? I can suggest the ones about fly insect and fly swatter.

  1. Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
  2. Q. Why was the fly so nervous at the fruit market? A. Because he was on a date.
  3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like the occasional vegetable.
  4. What Did God Say to the Little Flies Be fruitful, and multifly!
  5. They say time flies like the wind.. But fruit flies like bananas
  6. Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like the produce.
  7. They say time flies like an arrow... I guess fruit flies like a banana.
  8. Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies
  9. What do you get when you cross a Celtic Britonic priest and a fruit fly? Druidsophila.
  10. fruit flies are so hedonistic they live like each day is their last
  11. What did Dikembe Mutumbo say after swatting at a fruit fly? No, no, no. Gnat in my house!
  12. Time flies like an arrow But fruit flies like vinegar.
  13. A fruit fly who prefers vegetables is probably ostracized by their family
  14. Time flies like light Fruit flies like banana
  15. What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly? A pearrot

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fruit fly can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fruit fly puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fruit Fly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fruit fly you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean flies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fruit fly prank.

Rick and Morty 9/11 joke

Rick and Morty fly around the two towers but instead attack the harbor.
Rick: Honestly, I’m proud of us for not …
Morty: Totally, would have been cheap ...
Rick: Low-hanging fruit. We’re better than that.
Morty: We almost did a 9/11, we went with the Pearl Harbor. We’re pretty classy !

Three guys are competing to see who is the best swordsman in the world.

The first guy throws an orange into the air and chops it into 10 pieces before it hits the ground.
The second guy throws a grape in the air and chops it into 20 pieces before it hits the ground.
The last guy sees a fruit fly and takes a massive swipe at him. The fly doesn't even budge and flies away.
The other two start laughing and declare him the loser
"Ah he says but that fly will never be a father"

At the Bee Prom...

A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says "I'll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch"
Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream machine, the honey line, but after hours of searching he realizes...
There is no punch line

So an old Nun goes to the gynecologist...

...for her normal check up. The doctor checks her out, and tells her the bad news. "Sister, I hate to tell you this, but you've got c**...." With a look of panic on her face, she says "That's impossible, I've never been with anyone! Can you look again?" Reluctantly, the doctor agrees to have another look. After a second check, the doctor looks up and says, "Sorry sister, they're not c**.... They're fruit flies, your cherry's gone bad!"

What's grosser than g**...?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has c**... only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

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