Fruit Flies Jokes

Funniest Fruit Flies Short Jokes

Short fruit flies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fruit flies humour may include short fruit fly jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin.
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2. What's the difference between fruit flies and time? Fruit flies like bananas, but time flies like the wind.
3. Time flies Some people say time flies like an arrow
   I tell them that fruit flies like a banana
4. Today I heard about a specific set of insects that appreciate a good directional indicator. Apparently, time flies like an arrow.
   Also, fruit flies like a banana.
5. Fruit flies Getting rid of fruit flies is a fruitless endeavor
6. Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin
7. What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
8. Did you hear about the 90 year-old v**...? Her cherry had fruit flies
9. Apparently the local fruit fly is a s**........ She goes out every night for a drag.

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Fruit Flies One Liners

Which fruit flies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fruit flies? I can suggest the ones about fly insect and flies.

1. Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
2. Q. Why was the fly so nervous at the fruit market? A. Because he was on a date.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like the occasional vegetable.
4. What Did God Say to the Little Flies Be fruitful, and multifly!
5. They say time flies like the wind.. But fruit flies like bananas
6. Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like the produce.
7. They say time flies like an arrow... I guess fruit flies like a banana.
8. Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies
9. What do you get when you cross a Celtic Britonic priest and a fruit fly? Druidsophila.
10. fruit flies are so hedonistic they live like each day is their last
11. What did Dikembe Mutumbo say after swatting at a fruit fly? No, no, no. Gnat in my house!
12. Time flies like an arrow But fruit flies like vinegar.
13. A fruit fly who prefers vegetables is probably ostracized by their family
14. Time flies like light Fruit flies like banana
15. What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly? A pearrot

Fruit Flies Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fruit flies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fly swatter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fruit flies pranks.