The Best 3 Fruit And Veggie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fruit And Veggie jokes. There are some fruit and veggie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fruit and veggie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fruit And Veggie Jokes and Puns

3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.

First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.

The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to poop with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.

Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I crap till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.

People who sell meat are gross

But people who sells fruits and veggies are grocer

A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia

But a veggie might

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fruit and veggie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fruit and veggie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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