Fruit And Veggie Jokes
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3 men in a nursing home are sitting and reminiscing.
First man says, I wish I could just go pee as easily when I was younger. It's getting harder and harder to do so as the years pass.
The second guy says, I can pee just fine but I would give anything to be able to p**... with no trouble. It's getting more difficult even with fruits and veggies.
Last guy says, Oh, I have no problem with that. Every morning at 8:00 I just go like the Nile. Then at 8:30 I c**... till everything's out. Now if only I could wake up before 9:00.
Did you hear that fruit will never travel to Australia?
Yeah! Fruit won't, but veggie might!
A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia
But a veggie might
How do you turn a fruit into a veggie?
AIDS :/
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