Following is our collection of funny Frugal jokes. There are some frugal regal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frugal goods puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either.
He only orders from the kids menu.
I'm not buying it.
A frugal horn
I think he's in for a shock.
But I'm not sure I buy that
Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15.
I'd be able to save even more
A cheap pansy
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A frugal horn. Sorry in advance.
It makes cents.
But hopefully Poundland have a sale on for Christmas.
No strings attached
Optimus Dime.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frugal economical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working frugal thrifty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.