Frugal Jokes
27 frugal jokes and hilarious frugal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frugal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Frugal jokes are a great way to bring some fun into your life without spending a dime. Enjoy the thriftiness of a good laugh with these frugal-focused gags about being virtuously economical. Who knew being frugal could be so much fun? Get ready to laugh with these frugal jokes.
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Funniest Frugal Short Jokes
Short frugal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frugal humour may include short stingy jokes also.
- My frugal neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself. "How hard can it be?" he said. I think he's in for a shock.
- [Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25. Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15.
- What does a frugal knitter have in common with a drug addict? They don't mind using a secondhand needle
- What do you call a brass instrument that saves its money? A frugal horn. Sorry in advance.
- Church of Frugality Church of Frugality:
"Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen." - As a frugal shopper, I was thrilled when I saw a great deal on used tampons. Best part? No strings attached
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Frugal One Liners
Which frugal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frugal? I can suggest the ones about thrift and generous.
- All my friends are constantly complaining that I'm too frugal. I'm not buying it.
- My friends keep insisting I'm too frugal. I'm not buying it.
- Did you hear about the frugal cannibal? He only orders from the kids menu.
- My friends say I'm frugal. I'm not buying it.
- What do you call a cheap trumpet? A frugal horn
- People call me a frugal skeptic But I'm not sure I buy that
- If I had a penny for every time someone called me frugal... I'd be able to save even more
- You know what's great about being frugal? It makes cents.
- I'm not saying I'm frugal. But hopefully Poundland have a sale on for Christmas.
- What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime.
- What do we want? More frugality.
When do we want it?
When it's cheaper. - What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful? A cheap p**...
Hilarious Frugal Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about frugal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greedy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frugal pranks.
WALKS INTO A BAR... FRUGAL GORILLA
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either.
