The Best 16 Frugal Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Frugal jokes. There are some frugal regal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frugal goods puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Frugal Jokes and Puns
All my friends are constantly complaining that I'm too frugal.
I'm not buying it.
My friends keep insisting I'm too frugal.
I'm not buying it.
WALKS INTO A BAR... FRUGAL GORILLA
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either.
Did you hear about the frugal cannibal?
He only orders from the kids menu.
My friends say I'm frugal.
I'm not buying it.
What do you call a cheap trumpet?
A frugal horn
My frugal neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself. "How hard can it be?" he said.
I think he's in for a shock.
People call me a frugal skeptic
But I'm not sure I buy that
[Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25.
Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15.
If I had a penny for every time someone called me frugal...
I'd be able to save even more
What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?
A cheap pansy
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What do you call a brass instrument that saves its money?
A frugal horn. Sorry in advance.
You know what's great about being frugal?
It makes cents.
I'm not saying I'm frugal.
But hopefully Poundland have a sale on for Christmas.
As a frugal shopper, I was thrilled when I saw a great deal on used tampons. Best part?
No strings attached
What do you call a frugal Transformer?
Optimus Dime.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frugal economical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working frugal thrifty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.