The Best 5 Fructose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fructose jokes. There are some fructose sugar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fructose high puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fructose Jokes and Puns

There was a family of moles underground.

They were just relaxing down there when the father mole pokes his head out the hole and says wow, I smell sugar . The mother mole is interested so she pokes her head out the hole and exclaims wow I smell glucose! Then the mother mole calls her son over and he says holy cow I smell fructose! The sister mole wants to catch a whiff of the smell and climbs to the hole. Sadly the hole is clogged by her family and she said all I smell is molasses

When life gives you...

...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...

...Make lemonade.

I could never be a sugar daddy

I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.

Teacher: Glucose and fructose were separated across an impermeable membrane

Student: Sucrose yet so far

They say by 2020 every farm in America is gonna be

Replaced by giant blocks of high fructose corn syrup


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fructose corn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fructose teacher piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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