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4 fructose jokes and hilarious fructose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fructose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical Fructose Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What is a good fructose joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

There was a family of moles underground.

They were just relaxing down there when the father mole pokes his head out the hole and says wow, I smell sugar . The mother mole is interested so she pokes her head out the hole and exclaims wow I smell glucose! Then the mother mole calls her son over and he says holy cow I smell fructose! The sister mole wants to catch a whiff of the smell and climbs to the hole. Sadly the hole is clogged by her family and she said all I smell is molasses

When life gives you...

...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.

I could never be a sugar daddy

I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.

Teacher: Glucose and fructose were separated across an impermeable membrane

Student: Sucrose yet so far


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