Fructose Jokes
4 fructose jokes and hilarious fructose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fructose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Fructose Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good fructose joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
I could never be a sugar daddy
I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
Teacher: Glucose and fructose were separated across an impermeable membrane
Student: Sucrose yet so far
They say by 2020 every farm in America is gonna be
Replaced by giant blocks of high fructose corn syrup
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