Frozen Food Jokes
10 frozen food jokes and hilarious frozen food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frozen food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Frozen Food Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good frozen food joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How is the United States and frozen food the same?
Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.
A lot a people say I'm a terrible father because I feed the kids frozen food all the time
They're wrong, I heat it up first.
You know what I do when I get scared by frozen food?
Ice cream
I had to ask for help to reach my favorite TV dinner from the top shelf of the frozen foods aisle.
The steaks were too high.
Made the mistake of biting into some half frozen food
Realized that wasn't well thawed out.
Don't know how to cook
I don't really know how to cook, so I just end up eating frozen food. I usually get some turkey and store it in the freezer for the next day. However, one day I've heard about the dangers of eating frozen food and how it badly affects my health, it was at this moment that I realized that I had to quit cold turkey.
just watched a man get arrested trying to steal frozen food from an indian market
instant korma
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
What food can still be frozen, but will still burn your tongue?
A hot pocket
Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store
Because it was birdseye©
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