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Today I bought some frozen waffles, and it said "2 packs inside"
I knew he wasn't dead.
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How to catch a polar bear.
In honor of my Grandpa, here is my favorite Dad joke, that he told me when I was a young one, and that I, in turn, have shared with each of my kids.
How to catch a polar bear:
Step 1: Go to a frozen lake way up north.
Step 2: Cut a 6 foot hole in the ice
Step 3: Place frozen peas all along the border of the hole in the ice.
Step 4: Hide
Step 5: When a polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Frozen 2 dialog:
Anna: I prefer you in leather.
Kristoff: ?
What book are you reading?
Some new Danish author.
I will stay in this fancy leather for one hour.
I prefer you in leather, anyway.
A bunch of things happened that I forgot.
And thus, I live, and so do you.
Kristoff: Best friend name?
Anna: Probably John...
Kristoff: Eye color ?
Anna: Dreamy ...
Kristoff: Foot size ?
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