Frowned Jokes
67 frowned jokes and hilarious frowned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frowned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ever been told a joke that wasn't funny at all? Learn why such jokes are frowned upon and why one man was caught by the postman with a scowl on his face pondering over one.
Funniest Frowned Short Jokes
Short frowned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frowned humour may include short frowns jokes also.
- On a first date last night my date asked, 'So, what do you do?' Frowning, I held up the menu and said 'you just choose something from this book of food'
- Love is like looking for a parking spot Everything good is taken and it's frowned upon to go into the handicapped ones.
- After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling
- After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators... Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.
- In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say "I love kids" but it's frowned upon to say "I love 12 year olds."
- A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: "Quack!"
- My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper I don't think that's a good sine
- After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money. He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like." - I got this gem from a 6-year-old ...seriously, I need to get rid of it fast, the law really frowns on stealing from children.
- Once I won..... Once I won the game, I threw the ball into the crowd, but apparently that's frowned upon when playing bowling.
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Frowned One Liners
Which frowned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frowned? I can suggest the ones about grinned and glared.
- I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.
- Death must be great I've never seen a skull frowning.
- Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater
- How do you turn a frown upside down? :( Like this ):
- Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding??? Its Less paperwork...
- Lives are like a box of chocolates Taking more than one at a time is frowned upon.
- I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon.
- Isn't a smile nothing more than an... Australian frown?
- Turn my frown upside down Please make me giggle
- Why does monk frown while burning incense? Cuz that's the only one that incenses him
- What did the Asian spy say when he was captured? Rhyme frowned route!
- BOY: :/ GIRL: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN BOY: :\
- Tattoos are like Women Frowned upon in the eyes of the Lord.
- Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown? He was having his mid life crisis!
- I got fired from the s**... bank today.. Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.
Frowned Upon Jokes
Here is a list of funny frowned upon jokes and even better frowned upon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- So, putting a "caution wet floor" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon....
- People say it's frowned upon in society to talk poorly about the Jews.. They say its bad Jew Jew.
- What's different between mexican university and english ones? Finishing earlier on your essay is frowned upon.
- Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
- Queen Victoria didn't do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
- Taking the side length that's opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon. It's considered a sin.
- Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't i**... but it is frowned upon.
- p**... is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating.
- I was banned from the firing range after s**... shooting. Apparently it is frowned upon to catch the clay pigeons and dispatch them execution-style.
- TIL the Reverse c**... position is frowned upon in West Virginia. It just ain't right turning your back on family.
Heartwarming Frowned Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about frowned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sneered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frowned pranks.
The chicken and the egg were lying in bed after having s**......
The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.
Was I your first?
John and Jenna had just finished making love and in a post c**... moment John asked Jenna,"Sweety I am feeling a bit akward asking this but was I the first guy with whom, you know".
Jenna frowned and said," Yes you are my first! GeezI I hate it when you guys ask the same question"
Was I your first?
A man and woman finished making love and in a post c**... moment the man asked the woman," Now that we have done it, would you mind if I asked If whether I was the first one with whom, you know?".
The woman frowned at him and answered," yes you were! And I really dont understand why all of you guys ask them same question all the time"
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
I was on the beach with my wife.
"My business is failing, nobody is buying my product," I told her.
An old man, who was completely n**..., overheard and walked over. He said, "That's interesting."
"You are completely n**...," I frowned, "There are children on this beach."
He said, "Well at least I know my target market."
My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat.
"I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said.
"Why?" I frowned.
"You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?"
"Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.
So a man went to a doctor's appointment...
The doctor said, "I have bad news and worse news."
The man asked, "Oh, what is it?"
The doctor frowned, " You have only 24 hours to live."
The man was in shock. "And what's the worse news? Surely it can't get any worse!"
The doctor frowned again. "I was supposed to tell you yesterday."
The best soccer team in the world
We will put g**... as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.
"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."
"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"
The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00."
A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER $50.00.
My father loved the photos and paintings of John Audubon
He collected as many photos and paintings of all the different birds around the world.
As he lay on his deathbed facing the "wall of wading birds" I asked him if he would have done anything different.
His eyes panned across the wall and he frowned. With his last words he said.
"I have no egrets"
I asked a young chap what his life goal was.
He said, 'To curse at people from the top of a mountain.'
'Erm,' I frowned, 'really?'
He said, 'Swear down.'
The police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the m**... case?" The officer responded, "I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said...
"Please, just wear your police uniform."
I asked a cop, "You know what my toddler's favourite type of scotch is?"
He frowned. "What is it?"
"Hopscotch," I replied.
Sean Connery had fallen on hard times. His work had completely dried up.
Then one day out of the blue his agent rang and said "Sean, I've got a job for you. It starts tomorrow, you've got to get there early, for 10'ish." Sean frowned "For 10'ish? But I havent even got a racket!"
The lawyer and the witness
The lawyer paced before the witness in the stand.
Would you tell the court at what time the m**... occurred?
The witness tapped her chin, I think -
We aren't interested in what you think, said the attorney. We only want the *facts*.
The witness frowned. I'll give them to you but I can't talk without thinking. I'm not a lawyer, you know!
A man gives dollar to a homeless person
After he threw the dollar in his hat, he noticed a second hat.
The man frowned and asked: "Why do you have two hats?"
"Well, you see..." Said the wanderer. "Business is going well these days so I recently opened my second store."
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try
Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother.
"Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down."
"Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him."
Johnny then frowned.
"I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
being an asian kid is tough,
i got frowned by my parents because i got B+ for my test
it was blood test
My girlfriend asked me last night if she was still as pretty as the day we met. I said of course! She frowned and said You have to say that, you can be honest.
She asked if I was as happy with her as ever. I said of course! She said again you have to say that, you can be honest.
She asked if I still wanted to be with her and only her. I said as long as her sister is still in a relationship.
Apparently I shouldn't have been *that* honest.
So I got in a car accident
As I pulled over to the side a dwarf hopped out of his vehicle and walked up as I rolled down my window. He looked at his damaged and frowned at me.
I'm not happy he said.
So which one are you? I asked.
That's when the fight began
Before going to a party, my dad gave me some advice.
"Son," he said, "I want you to stop drinking at midnight. OK?"
"OK." I sighed, closing the front door.
I came back home at 3:15am, opened the front door, and he was waiting for me on the sofa.
"Alright there, daddy!" I shouted.
"*Daddy*?" he frowned. "You're drunk as a skunk, son, aren't you? I told you to stop drinking at midnight!"
"I did," I added, "But I carried on at 12:01."
The capital police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the congressional riot?" The officer responded, "I'd like to question the senator wearing high heels and a spandex leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said...
"Please, just wear your police uniform."
A woman put on some clothes and walked out to her garden and saw a man in her tree.
"What on earth is going on here?" she asked.
The man replied, "I'm every so sorry, madam. An awfully embarrassing incident has happened here. I'm a skydiving instructor, the landing didn't go as I'd expected."
The woman frowned, and said, "But there's no parachute...and why are you holding binoculars?"
"How else do you expect me to find my parachute?" he asked.
The other day my house caught fire.
The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." Insurance agent frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft." Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the house is robbed WHILE it's burning down.
A blind woman got on a bus. Sadly, all the seats were taken.
A man noticed that no one else on the bus was willing to give up their seat for the blind woman, so he kindly guided her to his seat and took a standing spot. As the bus started up, the man frowned at the others for their selfishness.
Later that day, the man came home in tears, covered in bruises.
"What's the matter?" asked the man's wife.
"I lost my job as a bus driver."
