Frowns Jokes
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Short frowns jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frowns humour may include short frowned jokes also.
- On a first date last night my date asked, 'So, what do you do?' Frowning, I held up the menu and said 'you just choose something from this book of food'
- Love is like looking for a parking spot Everything good is taken and it's frowned upon to go into the handicapped ones.
- After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling
- After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators... Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.
- In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say "I love kids" but it's frowned upon to say "I love 12 year olds."
- A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: "Quack!"
- My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper I don't think that's a good sine
- After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money. He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like." - I got this gem from a 6-year-old ...seriously, I need to get rid of it fast, the law really frowns on stealing from children.
- Once I won..... Once I won the game, I threw the ball into the crowd, but apparently that's frowned upon when playing bowling.
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Frowns One Liners
Which frowns one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frowns? I can suggest the ones about grins and smirks.
- I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.
- Death must be great I've never seen a skull frowning.
- Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater
- How do you turn a frown upside down? :( Like this ):
- Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding??? Its Less paperwork...
- Lives are like a box of chocolates Taking more than one at a time is frowned upon.
- I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon.
- Isn't a smile nothing more than an... Australian frown?
- Turn my frown upside down Please make me giggle
- Why does monk frown while burning incense? Cuz that's the only one that incenses him
- What did the Asian spy say when he was captured? Rhyme frowned route!
- BOY: :/ GIRL: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN BOY: :\
- Tattoos are like Women Frowned upon in the eyes of the Lord.
- Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown? He was having his mid life crisis!
- I got fired from the s**... bank today.. Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.
Howlingly Hilarious Frowns Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about frowns you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean frowned upon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frowns pranks.
Mom finds a large number of b**... magazines beneath her sons bed.
Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss.
"What do you think we should do?" she asks.
Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
A police officer stopped me and searched my pockets. Found a bag of w**....
"What have we here?"
"It's not mine officer."
He scoffs.
"I'm serious! I was cursed by a leprechaun, you know what scallywags they are. Now, every single time I flush this chronic down the toilet it magically reappears in my pocket."
"b**...."
"Try me!"
He frowns, but follows me as we head to the bathroom in this cafe. I take out the cannabis and flush it down the c**.... He checks my pocket and asks,
"So where's the bag of w**...?"
"What bag of w**...?"
A man has an appointment with a urologist.
The man is sitting on the examination table when the Urologist walks in. The urologist glances at the man's medical history, makes a few notes and then says: "Look, I hate to break it to you, but you have to stop m**...."
The man frowns and says, "Why, Doc?"
The urologist responds: "So I can examine you."
Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with "I"
After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says
"I is-" and is immediately interrupted by the teacher,
"I *am*!"
She side-eyes the teacher, frowns and ignores her teacher, starting again
"I is-" again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily
"It's I *am*! Use the proper word!"
The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.
"Fine," she sighs "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
A man gets a call from his doctor.
The doctor tells him that his test results are in and he needs to see him right away.
The next day, the man shows up. He walks into the doctor's office. "Hey. What's the news?"
The doctor sighs and stands up. "Well...the test results are in. I'm afraid you have cancer and onomatopoeia."
The man frowns. "What's onomatopoeia?"
"Exactly what it sounds like."
A man walks into a bar
He sits down and asks the bartender: "Can I have 8 beer please?"
The man gets his 8 beers, he starts to drink and doesn't stop untill all 8 glasses are empty.
Now he asks: "Can I please have 6 more beers?"
The man gets his 6 beers, he starts to drink and doesn't stop untill all 6 glasses are empty.
He looks at the bartender and asks: "Can I please have 3 more?"
The man gets his 3 beers, he starts to drink and doesn't stop untill all 3 glasses are empty.
The man frowns and says: "I don't get it... The less I drink, the more drunk I get..."
UNAPPRECIATED HANUKKAH GIFT
A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one.
As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"
A blonde walks into a library
The blonde walks up to the librarian's desk and says loudly, "I'll have a coffee and a bagel".
Everyone frowns along with the librarian and the librarian quietly replies, "This is a library!!".
The blonde replies with a whisper, "I would like a coffee and a bagel!".
A man goes to the mechanic.
He says "My car goes rr- rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."
The man frowns and says "My car goes rr-rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."
The man looks angry and says "Would you l-let me ff-finish! I have a ss-stutter. My car goes rr-rr-rr-really slowly uphill!"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."
(Credit Lee Mack)
A fortune teller walks up to a boy on the street.
Hey, I have a joke for you, she says.
The boy shrugs. Ok.
The fortune teller smiles.
Cancer, she says.
Cancer? the boy asks. He frowns. If that's your joke, I don't get it.
Don't worry, the fortune teller says, and starts to walk away, You will when you're older.
A Bad Original Joke
One day, a farmer walked up to a fisherman, and said, "Oi, I found this 'ere red thing glimmerin' at the river over yonder. Issa worth much?"
The fisherman takes a look at what the farmer caught. After inspecting it for quite some time, he frowns and says, "I'm afraid it's worthless, sir.
The farmer frowns. "I'm not sure what you're talking about. It's glimmerin', and it looks like a ruby if I've ever seen one!"
"I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid this is just a red herring."
Doctor
A busy doctor is reading a chart by a patient.
The nurse says, Doctor, you really should not carry a thermometer behind your ear like that.
The doctor takes the thermometer, frowns and says, Darn! Some a**... has my pen .
A couple are dining at a German restaurant...
A couple are dining at a German restaurant, and so far it has been awful. The appetizers were cold, the beer was warm, and the main course has been in preparation for over two hours.
They call over their waitress to complain about the appetizers and the beer, and to ask where their entrees are.
She frowns and replies, "The wurst is yet to come."
A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed.
A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed. The chicken frowns and crosses its arms. The smiling egg gets out a pack of cigarettes and lights up a smoke.
Well... that answers that question.
A Jewish boy got a new German girlfriend
One night, after insane and wild s**..., she goes into the shower, and whisper seductively "come join me in the shower, babe".
He frowns "Oh I wont fall for that one again".
3 hunters were walking in a forest when they came across some tracks.
One hunter claims they were bear tracks.
The second frowns, and says "No, those are certainly badger tracks."
The third just laughs and says, "Honestly! You two crack me up! Those are *obviously* baby elephant tracks!"
And then the train hit them.
