Giggle-Inducing Frown Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
"That's not it."
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
I got banned from laser tag today.
Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.
Do you really have to lick the knife!? she asked with a disapproving frown. Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit. I said, chuckling. Lots of people do it though, don't they?!
Yes, but not during surgery, doctor.
A general noticed that one of his soldiers was behaving oddly since some days.
The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say,
"That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
Nuns
The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious
frown on her face. She began to speak...
Mother Superior: There had been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: Today I found a pair a men's underwear.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And I also found a c**....
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And it has been used!
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!
1 nun: Oh, No!
99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!.....
A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown:
"Quack!"
A guy from out of state was roaming around the Harvard campus, a bit lost, when he came upon a distinguished looking gentleman reading on a park bench, possibly a professor. The guy asked him politely - "Hey, where's the library at?". The man looked up with a frown, and responded "This is Harvard,
good sir, we don't end our sentences with a preposition".
To which the guy replied - "My apologies. Where the library at, a**...?"
I got fired from the s**... bank today..
Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.
The answer to the most pressing question in human history
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a smile on its face. The egg is staring at the ceiling with a frown on its face. The egg mutters under its breath 'well, I guess we answered That question.'
Steve jobs goes to Heaven..
.. As he steps up to the pearly gates, St. Peter looks at him with a frown on his face, points downwards and says: You know how we feel about Apples up here.
Dad joke while in labor and delivery
Wife is getting induced so we are currently at the hospital and while talking to the nurse she asked how many kids she had. To which she replied 3 as any seasoned Dad would do I decided to introduce a joke that had me cracking up in my head so I turn and look and say 3 kids with a frown that's an odd number. Made my day but was made to a tough crowd so came here for a better response.
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The ladies confuse me. On one hand they want me to be courteous.
But they always frown when I hold the revolving door for them.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
The chicken's got a big, satisfied grin on his face, and he's lying there smoking a cigarette. The egg, on the other hand, doesn't look so happy. Her little brow is furrowed and she has a frustrated frown. She looks at the chicken and grumbles, "Well, I guess we answered that question!"
How do you turn a frown upside down? :(
Like this ):
Amanda frowned at the man who had just proposed to her.
"I'm sorry Mike," she said. "I just can't marry you."
"Why not?" He asked. "Is there someone else?"
The frown deepened. "Oh Mike... there must be."
Why are fat people so jolly?
Because it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown.
Let's turn that frown upside down!
** **does handstand** **
Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding???
Its Less paperwork...
They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile. So, I say exercise your face...
Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined.
If it takes 13 muscles to smile…
...and 33 muscles to frown, how can I tell if this girl is flirting with me and not just being lazy?
"What's gonorrhea?" asked my girlfriend.
"Let me show you," I said, slowly reaching down. My girlfriend began to frown
Then I pulled a dictionary out of my pocket.
Isn't a smile nothing more than an...
Australian frown?
