Frosty Jokes

Funniest Frosty Short Jokes

Short frosty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frosty humour may include short frostbite jokes also.

1. I'll give up my thesaurus... when you pry it from my frosty, frozen, lifeless, stiff extremities.
2. Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist? He has a very bad case of frost bite.
3. As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold... I nodded knowingly. It's the early signs of typothermia.
4. What's the difference between a black father and Frosty the Snowman? Frosty only takes a year to return
5. How does Frosty the Snowman get to work? By icicle.
   This was told on the radio... I hate it.
6. To bring some cheer to an otherwise dull day, I tried befriending a snowman But all I got was a frosty reception.
7. Mrs Snowman, Frosty's wife, begged Frosty to be extra careful coming home from watching the game at his friend Slushy's house. Last time he got plowed.
8. They found Frosty dead in a puddle of his own fluids... Police are suspecting it was a heat crime
9. Why did Frosty drop his pants? Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
10. did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid.....

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Frosty One Liners

Which frosty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frosty? I can suggest the ones about frosted flakes and frozen.

1. Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming.
2. What do you call a snowman that can play the piano? Frosty the Snowpianist!
3. What is a snowman's favorite winter solstice song? "Frosty the Loaded Thermometer."
4. Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking? Every time he went out he got plowed.
5. Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad? He said he'll be back one day
6. Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year; …but, he sure thawed about it!
7. What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered .
8. Why was Frosty so happy? He saw the snow blower coming!
9. Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian? Bill Brrrrr.
   I'll see myself out...
10. Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
    A: He thought his wife was a flake.
11. Why was Frosty the Snowman so happy? He heard the snowblower coming!
12. Where does Frosty keep his money? In a snow bank.
13. Why was frosty in the produce aisle? Picking his nose.
14. Cop hollers "Stop," Frosty pauses only a moment. \#WhitePrivilege
15. What did they call Frosty after he got shredded at the gym? The abdominal snowman

Frosty The Snowman Jokes

Here is a list of funny frosty the snowman jokes and even better frosty the snowman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!
• Why did Frosty the snowman get arrested? He was caught in a playground with his carrot exposed

Uproarious Frosty Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about frosty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foggy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frosty pranks.