The Best 25 Frosted Flakes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Frosted Flakes jokes. There are some frosted flakes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frosted flakes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Frosted Flakes Jokes and Puns

A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.

"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, "sweetheart, put the frosted flakes back in the box."

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A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.

"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks his wife why she was crying, and she replies "I've been working on the puzzle forever but can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger." The husband shakes his head and says "honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the box"

A blonde calls her boyfriend...

One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfriend.

"Hey Babe!"

"Listen, I need you to come over right now! I'm doing a puzzle and I think it's supposed to be a tiger but I just can't figure it out, I've been doing it for hours..."

The boyfriend was a little confused, as she didn't seem the type to buy a puzzle... But it was clear she was upset, so he made the trip over. He walked in to her apartment and saw her sitting on the floor, a blue box overturned and all the pieces arranged in random circles on the floor.

He looked at her for a while without saying anything, then just sighed and said, "Sweetie, lets get all these frosted flakes back in the box..."

Guy comes home from work, finds his blonde haired wife sitting at the kitchen table.

Shes looking at the table, and concentrating super hard. She is visibly frustrated.

Husband asks "What's wrong honey?"

She replies, "I've been working on this puzzle all day. Its supposed to be a tiger, I can't get any of these puzzle pieces to match."

Husband sighs, "Honey... Please put the frosted flakes back in the box."


What do you call two blondes in a freezer?

Frosted Flakes

There are two types of people in this world..

People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes.

What did the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted snow flakes.

My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was "snow flakes". I added the "frosted". Teamwork.

A blonde is trying to put together a puzzle

She simply cannot figure out how to do it, so she calls her boyfriend.

He asks her: "What is the puzzle is supposed to look like when finished?" and she replies, " it's supposed to look like a tiger."

He drives to her house, and when he gets there, he begins laughing hysterically.

"Why are you laughing?" She asks.

"These are Frosted Flakes."

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use?

Frosted Flakes.

Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.

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I bought a generic frosted flakes box...

THEYYYYYY'RE...

...alright, I guess.

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a snowman's dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal

But I've heard great things about it.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!

Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes.

I think one in our family is a serial killer.

The box with the Frosted Flakes is empty again.

While buying groceries I saw a guy smashing several boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes on the ground for no reason,

Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.


Why did the tiger get fat?

He ate all the Frosted Flakes. He said they were "great."





Source: I asked a fat tiger at the zoo.

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes

What do you call a Social Justice Drag queen who calls himself a proud snowflake?

Frosted Flakes

On this day every year I start the day with a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

It makes Good Friday grrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

If you have frosted tips...

then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?

Q: What do you call 10 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes!

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