Frosted Flakes Jokes
34 frosted flakes jokes and hilarious frosted flakes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frosted flakes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Frosted Flakes Short Jokes
Short frosted flakes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frosted flakes humour may include short corn flakes jokes also.
- There are two types of people in this world.. People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes.
- What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted snow flakes.
My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was "snow flakes". I added the "frosted". Teamwork. - TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
- What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use? Frosted Flakes.
Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share. - I think one in our family is a serial killer. The box with the Frosted Flakes is empty again.
- While buying groceries I saw a guy smashing several boxes of Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes on the ground for no reason, Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.
- Why did the tiger get fat? He ate all the Frosted Flakes. He said they were "great."
Source: I asked a fat tiger at the zoo. - What do you call a Social Justice Drag queen who calls himself a proud snowflake? Frosted Flakes
- On this day every year I start the day with a bowl of Frosted Flakes. It makes good friday grrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!
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Frosted Flakes One Liners
Which frosted flakes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frosted flakes? I can suggest the ones about cornflakes and flakes.
- What do you call two blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes
- I bought a generic frosted flakes box... THEYYYYYY'RE...
...alright, I guess. - What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes
- What do you call a snowman's dandruff? Frosted Flakes
- I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it.
- Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes. - If you have frosted tips... then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?
- I am to frosted flakes... ...as a hood rat is to coolaid.
- I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!
- What kind of cereal does Eminem eat when he has dandruff? frosted flakes
Delightful Fun Frosted Flakes Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about frosted flakes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breakfast cereal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frosted flakes pranks.
A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.
"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, "sweetheart, put the frosted flakes back in the box."
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A blonde calls her boyfriend...
One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfriend.
"Hey Babe!"
"Listen, I need you to come over right now! I'm doing a puzzle and I think it's supposed to be a tiger but I just can't figure it out, I've been doing it for hours..."
The boyfriend was a little confused, as she didn't seem the type to buy a puzzle... But it was clear she was upset, so he made the trip over. He walked in to her apartment and saw her sitting on the floor, a blue box overturned and all the pieces arranged in random circles on the floor.
He looked at her for a while without saying anything, then just sighed and said, "Sweetie, lets get all these frosted flakes back in the box..."
A blonde joke (that i didn't make nor take credit for)
A blonde wakes up one morning and decides she wants to do a puzzle. So she reaches into the cabinet and grabs a box. After 4 hours of trying to match the pieces together she finally breaks down and calls her boyfriend for help.
Blonde: "I've been trying to get this puzzle together for over four hours and I can't even find one piece."
Boyfriend: "What's the picture on the box?"
Blonde: "A tiger with a bowl of cereal on a blue background."
Boyfriend: "Honey... Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A Golden Oldie Blonde joke...
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, Please come over here and help me… I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asked, What is it supposed to be when it's finished?
The blonde said, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, Second, I'd want you to relax… Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then…
He sighed, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
The jigsaw puzzle
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then...", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."