Frostbite Jokes

38 frostbite jokes and hilarious frostbite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frostbite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Frostbite Short Jokes

Short frostbite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frostbite humour may include short freezing cold jokes also.

  1. I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me. She was lack-toes intolerant.
  2. Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest? Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.
    Dad's lack-toes-intolerant.
  3. Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
  4. I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
  5. What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite.
  6. A friend of mine recently got a severe frostbite. I was really worried, but he told me he was cool with it.
  7. What do you call a person that discriminates against Frostbite survivors? Lack-toes intolerant
  8. what happens if you get bitten by a yeti vampire You get frostbite (this joke was brought to you by a sour patch kid gogurt)
  9. What do you call a lion eating snow? Frostbite
  10. What'd the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Frostbite One Liners

Which frostbite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frostbite? I can suggest the ones about frosty and freezing.

  1. I can't even count on one hand the number of times I've survived frostbite. It's three.
  2. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire on the winter solstice? Frostbite!
  3. What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite.
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
  5. What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire? frostbite!
  6. Why is frostbite so expensive? 'Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.
  7. What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
  8. Did you hear about the guy who got frostbite? He was notorious.
  9. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
  10. What do you call a frostbite victim who hates milk Lack toes intolerant
  11. What happened to the man that got bitten by a snowman? He got frostbite.
  12. Sign in a store window during a blizzard "Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"
  13. What do you call a man who eats snow? Frostbite.
  14. When is it too cold to build a snowman? When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.
  15. What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard? A frostbite!

Frostbite joke, What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?

Howlingly Hilarious Frostbite Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about frostbite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean winter cold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frostbite pranks.

After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.

After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"
What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"
How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"

A supervillain walks into a bank and says, "I'm Mr m**... Frostbite...!

...and I'm a s**... cold killer!"

Frostbite joke, What do you call a man who eats snow?