The Best 25 Frostbite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Frostbite jokes. There are some frostbite snowmen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frostbite icy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Frostbite Jokes and Puns

I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.

She was lack-toes intolerant.

After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.

After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.

Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.

Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...

I can't even count on one hand the number of times I've survived frostbite.

It's three.

Frostbite joke, I can't even count on one hand the number of times I've survived frostbite.

Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest?

Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.

Dad's lack-toes-intolerant.

What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.


Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite.

I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

Frostbite joke, I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

A supervillain walks into a bank and says, "I'm Mr Marijuana Frostbite...!

...and I'm a stoned cold killer!"

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What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?
"You get the cold shoulder... or an icy stare"

What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?

frostbite!

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Why is frostbite so expensive?

'Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.

Did you hear about the guy who got frostbite?

He was notorious.

What do you call a person that discriminates against Frostbite survivors?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a frostbite victim who hates milk

Lack toes intolerant

What happened to the man that got bitten by a snowman?

He got frostbite.

Frostbite joke, What happened to the man that got bitten by a snowman?

Sign in a store window during a blizzard

"Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"

What do you call a man who eats snow?

Frostbite.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.


What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?

A frostbite!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What do you call a lion eating snow?

Frostbite

What'd the homeless man get for Christmas?

Frostbite

what happens if you get bitten by a yeti vampire

You get frostbite (this joke was brought to you by a sour patch kid gogurt)

What do you call the child of a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frostbite colder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frostbite snowwomen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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