Frost Jokes

59 frost jokes and hilarious frost puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frost that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Read the funniest collection of Jack and Nick Frost jokes from the far north of Alaska. Learn about freeze flippers, polar bears, and more! Enjoy a giggle over these frosty and frozen puns!

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Funniest Frost Short Jokes

Short frost jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frost humour may include short freezing jokes also.

  1. I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though
  2. My friend stopped talking to me after I lost 3 of my toes to frost bite. I didn't know he was lack toes intolerant.
  3. A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says "looks like you blew a seal." penguin replies "no, that's just frosting on my lip."
  4. Help, how do I get the frost off my windshield? I used my discount card but could only get 20% off.
  5. An Eskimo goes to the mechanic the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the Eskimo says "No, that's just frost on my mustache."
  6. I took the road less travelled by But so did everyone else because they saw it on Google Maps and now we're all stuck in traffic. -Robert Frost
  7. There are two types of people in this world.. People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes.
  8. A guys car broke down in Alaska. A mechanic came by to look at it and said "looks like you blew a seal" the guy replies "no thats just frost on my moustache"
  9. Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants. I don't see many frost giants.
  10. I grew up in a pretty tough neighborhood. Kids use to cover me in chocolate and frosting and put cherries on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

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Frost One Liners

Which frost one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frost? I can suggest the ones about frozen and icicle.

  1. How does Jack Frost get around during the winter solstice? On "icicles"!
  2. What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice dessert? "Frost"-ed cupcakes!
  3. What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice workout? "Frost" squats!
  4. Why did the Alaskan man name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
  5. What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D
  6. What do you call a nudist beech in Alaska? Frosted tips
  7. If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
  8. What do you call two blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes
  9. How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles
  10. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Drac Frost
  11. I bought a generic frosted flakes box... THEYYYYYY'RE...
    ...alright, I guess.
  12. What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common? They all have frosted tips.
  13. What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes
  14. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !
  15. What do you call a snowman's dandruff? Frosted Flakes

Jack Frost Jokes

Here is a list of funny jack frost jokes and even better jack frost puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
  • what do you call a muscular snowman? Jacked Frost
  • What would Jack Frost's stage name be if he were a rapper? J Cold
  • What do you call a pallet jack that's stuck in the snow? Jack frost!
  • What is Jack Frosts favorite t**... group? What is Jack Frosts favorite t**... group?
  • What did Jack Frost say at his c**...? "Winter is coming"
Frost joke, What did Jack Frost say at his c**...?

Heartwarming Frost Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about frost you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean winter cold jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frost pranks.

What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?

The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Lazy vultures

Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal. They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."
"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"
"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."

n Eskimo was out for a drive

An eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and is forced to call a mechanic. Finally the mechanic arrives and he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate" to which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No I haven't! That's just frost on my moustache."

Idiot question and answer

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

On a frosty winter's morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact:
"PC is truly spoiled at this point.

If you have frosted tips...

then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal

But I've heard great things about it.

I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.

She was lack-toes intolerant.

Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?

Bill Brrrrr.
I'll see myself out...

An eskimo wrecks her snowmobile

The eskimo takes her snowmobile in to be fixed. The mechanic checks it out and says "Looks like you blew a seal"
The eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my scarf."

So Robert Frost and his wife are lost in the woods

Robert Frost remarks to his wife "We've got miles to go before we sleep"
And his wife replies "Well maybe if we hadn't taken the road less traveled by we'd be there already"

Why did the place where two roads diverged in the yellow wood become overgrown quickly?

Because Frost increases soil fertility!

Why is frostbite so expensive?

'Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Why was Frosty the Snowman so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming!

How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?

By icicle.
This was told on the radio... I hate it.

Snow job

So an Eskimo ( Inuit if you live in Can ) took his broken snowmobile into the garage for some repairs. The mechanic checked it out then looked up at the fellow and said. "I think you blew a seal." The Eskimo quickly wiped his face. " No, no that's just frost!" he replied.

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant?

He was loki racist

Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?

He said he'll be back one day

I've been having trouble getting frost off my car...

I've been having trouble getting frost off the windscreen of my car. I tried to use a coupon card to scrape it away
But I could only get 20 % off

Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year;

…but, he sure thawed about it!

Why was Frosty so happy?

He saw the snow blower coming!

How does Rob Zombie make brownies?

EGGS, milk and flour and
BAKE, for half an hour and
FROST, with the back of my

Edit - Yes I understand it would be better with CAKE and not BROWNIES.

Frost joke, How does Rob Zombie make brownies?

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