The Best 42 Frost Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Frost jokes. There are some frost moisture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Frost Jokes and Puns
What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?
The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Lazy vultures
Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal. They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."
"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"
"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."
How does Jack Frost get to work?
By icicles
What do you get from a frozen zombie?
Frost bite. ;D
n Eskimo was out for a drive
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and is forced to call a mechanic. Finally the mechanic arrives and he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate" to which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No I haven't! That's just frost on my moustache."
Idiot question and answer
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?
He got lost in the maize.
On a frosty winter's morning
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact:
"PC is truly spoiled at this point.
If you have frosted tips...
then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?
Why did Frosty drop his pants?
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
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I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal
But I've heard great things about it.
I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.
She was lack-toes intolerant.
Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?
Bill Brrrrr.
I'll see myself out...
An eskimo wrecks her snowmobile
The eskimo takes her snowmobile in to be fixed. The mechanic checks it out and says "Looks like you blew a seal"
The eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my scarf."
So Robert Frost and his wife are lost in the woods
Robert Frost remarks to his wife "We've got miles to go before we sleep"
And his wife replies "Well maybe if we hadn't taken the road less traveled by we'd be there already"
Why did the place where two roads diverged in the yellow wood become overgrown quickly?
Because Frost increases soil fertility!
Why is frostbite so expensive?
'Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.
Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?
Every time he went out he got plowed.
I took the road less travelled by
But so did everyone else because they saw it on Google Maps and now we're all stuck in traffic. -Robert Frost
My friend stopped talking to me after I lost 3 of my toes to frost bite.
I didn't know he was lack toes intolerant.
Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants.
I don't see many frost giants.
An Eskimo goes to the mechanic
the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the Eskimo says "No, that's just frost on my mustache."
Heard from my 7 year old: what do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!!
Why was Frosty the Snowman so happy?
He heard the snowblower coming!
Frost the Snowman walks into a walk-in freezer
and says, "is it cold in here or is it just me?!"
Why was frosty in the produce aisle?
Picking his nose.
what do you call a muscular snowman?
Jacked Frost
How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
This was told on the radio... I hate it.
Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Snow job
So an Eskimo ( Inuit if you live in Can ) took his broken snowmobile into the garage for some repairs. The mechanic checked it out then looked up at the fellow and said. "I think you blew a seal." The Eskimo quickly wiped his face. " No, no that's just frost!" he replied.
If robert frost was bisexual...
He would have gone both ways.
Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?
He has a very bad case of frost bite.
A guys car broke down in Alaska.
A mechanic came by to look at it and said "looks like you blew a seal" the guy replies "no thats just frost on my moustache"
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Drac Frost
Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant?
He was loki racist
Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?
He said he'll be back one day
I've been having trouble getting frost off my car...
I've been having trouble getting frost off the windscreen of my car. I tried to use a coupon card to scrape it away
But I could only get 20 % off
Help, how do I get the frost off my windshield?
I used my discount card but could only get 20% off.
Why did the Alaskan man name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year;
…but, he sure thawed about it!
Why was Frosty so happy?
He saw the snow blower coming!
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