The Best 20 Fros Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fros jokes. There are some fros frosty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fros onwards puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fros Jokes and Puns

I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.

She was lack-toes intolerant.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

On a frosty winter's morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
wife writings back 5 minutes after the fact:

"PC is truly spoiled at this point.

Fros joke, On a frosty winter's morning

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?

He said he'll be back one day


Help, how do I get the frost off my windshield?

I used my discount card but could only get 20% off.

Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year;

…but, he sure thawed about it!

Fros joke, Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year;

Why was Frosty so happy?

He saw the snow blower coming!

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Why is frostbite so expensive?

'Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.

Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?

Bill Brrrrr.

I'll see myself out...

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I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal

But I've heard great things about it.

Why was Frosty the Snowman so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming!

Where does Frosty keep his money?

In a snow bank.

How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

This was told on the radio... I hate it.

Why was frosty in the produce aisle?

Picking his nose.

Fros joke, Why was frosty in the produce aisle?

Frost the Snowman walks into a walk-in freezer

and says, "is it cold in here or is it just me?!"

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

If you have frosted tips...

then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?


"Hey man, how's life as a prison barber?"

"It has its fros and cons."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fros cons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fros playground piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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