Fros Jokes
17 fros jokes and hilarious fros puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fros that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Fros Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good fros joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me.
She was lack-toes intolerant.
Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?
Every time he went out he got plowed.
Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?
He said he'll be back one day
Frosty the Snowman didn't make it down to Miami this year;
…but, he sure thawed about it!
Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?
He has a very bad case of frost bite.
Why is frostbite so expensive?
'Cos it will cost you an arm and a leg.
Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?
Bill Brrrrr.
I'll see myself out...
I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal
But I've heard great things about it.
How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
This was told on the radio... I hate it.
Why was frosty in the produce aisle?
Picking his nose.
Frost the Snowman walks into a walk-in freezer
and says, "is it cold in here or is it just me?!"
If you have frosted tips...
then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?
"Hey man, how's life as a prison barber?"
"It has its fros and cons."
Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
Because he is so cool!
Frosted glass is just like this sector.
Not clear.
I am to frosted flakes...
...as a hood rat is to coolaid.
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Fros One Liners
Which fros one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fros? I can suggest the ones about frost and frosty.
- "Hey man, how's life as a prison barber?" "It has its fros and cons."
