Frontier Jokes
8 frontier jokes and hilarious frontier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frontier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover why Frontier Airlines passengers, and even Nissan Frontier drivers, love these frontier jokes. Through these laughs, we explore the spirit of going beyond the brink and testing the limits of the unknown.
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What is a good frontier joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Captain Kirk actually has 3 ears.
The first is the left ear, the second is the right ear, and then there's the final frontier.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
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My s**... life just got a whole lot better...
Frontier increased my download speed from 1.5Mbs to 15.
Americans have three ears: the left ear, the right ear...
And the frontier.
Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke
"This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."
I get that space is the final frontier and all but..
Given all the recent allegations, I completely understand why the government decided to cut spending on Nasser.
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King of the Wild Frontier
Davy Crockett walks into a bar. He kills it.
A crying man walks slowly along the frontier.
He finds a deep hole with a bucket beside it, and lowers the bucket in to pull out some water. While he's having a drink, a quivering voice comes from the hole.
"What's the matter friend?"
The man, surprised, wipes his eyes and replies, "My brother Harvey and I moved out here to find an unique piece of land to call our own, but all the land out here's so common. Anything unusual has already been claimed. Then on top of that, Harvey fell off a cliff this morning and died, and I think it was my fault."
"Hmm," the voice replied, "Harvey says it was just an accident and not to worry about it."
The man, amazed at the fact that the hole is communicating with his dead brother, feels his mood get better immediately.
"Why are you smiling?" the quivering voice asks.
The man thinks a minute then says, "I dunno. I came out here looking for a rare stake, but it turns out I'm pretty happy with one medium well."
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