The Best 5 Frontal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Frontal jokes. There are some frontal unbereaveable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frontal trauma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Frontal Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

Than a frontal lobotomy.

Why was the asylum warden an alcoholic?

Because, as he would say, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

Went in for a tonsillectomy. Surgeon did a frontal lobectomy instead. I complained...

... really gave 'em a piece of my mind!

Did you hear the bad joke about the frontal lobotomist?

Frankly, it was mind-numbingly bad.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frontal celebrity puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frontal visionary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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