The Best 6 Front Paws Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Front Paws jokes. There are some front paws jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these front paws puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Front Paws Jokes and Puns

Little Johnny saw two dogs having sex in the park...

... so he asks his mother what's going on.

The mom isn't ready to have "that talk" yet, so she makes up a story. "Well, Johnny," she says, "the doggie in the back hurt its front paws, so the one in the front is helping him get home."

Johnny thinks about that for a moment and then says, "Wow, so dogs are just like people, aren't they?"

The mom is puzzled by that. "What do you mean, Johnny?"

"Well," says Johnnie, "you try to help someone and you just end up getting screwed."

helpful dog

A man and his son come across two dogs humping. The son says, "Dad, what are those dogs doing?"

His father replies, "Well, the dog on top must have hurt his two front paws, and that dog on the bottom is helping him home."

The son says, "It just figures -- you try to help someone out, and they screw you."

Sore Paws

Little Johnny calls his dad, 'Dad those two dogs over there, why is the one at the front giving the one at the back a ride?'

'Errr, hmm, well son, the one at the back has saw front paws, so the one at the front is giving him a lift home'

'It's always the same innit dad'

'What's that son?'

'You try and help someone out, you end up getting fucked!'

I just realized I've been missing all the front page posts about animal shelters.

It must be this paw pup blocker I've installed

I once farted in the woods

Then i saw a grizzly walking with his paw in front of his nose.
I think He couldn't bear the smell


A dog goes in to a saloon.

He's wearing a 6 gun and a black hat, and his front foot is bandaged. He limps up to the bartender and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the front paws jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working front paws piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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