Following is our collection of funny Front Page jokes. There are some front page jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these front page puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
He disappeared without a tres.
His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!
Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
More than half the content on the front page is recycled
I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 years, and I had no idea that he was a mechanic!
She really wanted a daughter
(taken from a front page meme)
Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse
I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
You can explore front page reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean front page dad jokes. There are also front page puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Things just went from Bad to Worse.
no pun in ten did...
"I wish I was rich.", I said while throwing a coin into a wishing well.
Reading the newspaper the next day, the front page headline was:
"Rare coin worth millions found in well"
...it was mine.
He's all over the front pages.
If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.
Not like this.
He looks at the front page, and tosses it away. The next day, he buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then tosses it away. The 3rd day in a row, he buys a newspaper looks at the front page, and again, tosses it away. This time the newspaper stand attendant asks him why he tossed the newspaper away after just looking at the front page. The old man says, I'm looking for an obituary. The newspaper stand attendant says, everyone knows the obituaries are not on the front page. There old man replies, the one I'm looking for will be.
What's an Amish Hooker do?
Ten Mennonite!
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
no pun in ten did.
Front page of Reddit
It just went from bad to worse.
After all, I've definitely seen it there before.
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater.
The army was deciding on how much weaponry should be provided to each unit and each soldier. For this, they set up a committee and the veteran General Samuel Foot was chosen to be the head of it.
The newspapers got wind of this and published it on the front page.
The headline was "Foot Heads Arms Body."
I have a chance at making it to the front page
Just say you heard the joke from a little kid first.
Its not on the front page
"COVID 19 Lockdown extended three more weeks!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the front page jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working front page piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.