The Best 35 Front Page Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Front Page jokes. There are some front page jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these front page puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Front Page Jokes and Puns

I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content

A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*

He disappeared without a tres.

What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!

George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity

Just like one of his characters.

(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)


A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

Redditors are very environmentally aware

More than half the content on the front page is recycled

I had no freaking idea!

I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 years, and I had no idea that he was a mechanic!

I remember when my mother would tuck me in

She really wanted a daughter

(taken from a front page meme)

I'm living in a rough neighbourhood...

Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse

Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic?

I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.

You can explore front page reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean front page dad jokes. There are also front page puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


After a long day's work, I came home and saw my kid ripping off the front and back pages of my dictionary.

Things just went from Bad to Worse.

I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page

no pun in ten did...

"I wish..."

"I wish I was rich.", I said while throwing a coin into a wishing well.

Reading the newspaper the next day, the front page headline was:

"Rare coin worth millions found in well"

8621. If this makes it to the front page, odds are it's someone's ATM PIN.

...it was mine.

A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk

He's all over the front pages.

A

If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.

How to get on the front page

Not like this.

Old Russian man buys a newspaper.

He looks at the front page, and tosses it away. The next day, he buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then tosses it away. The 3rd day in a row, he buys a newspaper looks at the front page, and again, tosses it away. This time the newspaper stand attendant asks him why he tossed the newspaper away after just looking at the front page. The old man says, I'm looking for an obituary. The newspaper stand attendant says, everyone knows the obituaries are not on the front page. There old man replies, the one I'm looking for will be.


What did the Muslim guy say when his joke made the front page?

Amish Hooker

What's an Amish Hooker do?

Ten Mennonite!

(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)

North Korean launches keep getting better and better

Heck, they even made it to the front page today!

I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page...

no pun in ten did.

What's made up of 100% recyclable material?

Front page of Reddit

After a long day, I come home to see that someone tore the front and back pages of my dictionary.

It just went from bad to worse.

I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page.

After all, I've definitely seen it there before.

What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?

Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!

(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).

What did Matthew McConaughey say to me when he found out I made a joke that didn't make the front page?

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

DAE hate poor grammar on they're front page?

While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever

It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater.

Foot Heads Arms Body

The army was deciding on how much weaponry should be provided to each unit and each soldier. For this, they set up a committee and the veteran General Samuel Foot was chosen to be the head of it.

The newspapers got wind of this and published it on the front page.
The headline was "Foot Heads Arms Body."

What's the difference between having sex and making it to the front page?

I have a chance at making it to the front page

How do you make a stupid joke go to the top of the front page?

Just say you heard the joke from a little kid first.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

As I got out of the time machine in May of 2035, I absolutely couldn't believe what I saw on the front page of the newspapers.

"COVID 19 Lockdown extended three more weeks!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the front page jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working front page piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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