Front Page Jokes
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Short front page jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The front page humour may include short front row jokes also.
- I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
- George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying) - Redditors are very environmentally aware More than half the content on the front page is recycled
- Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
- I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter
(taken from a front page meme) - Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
- After a long day's work, I came home and saw my kid ripping off the front and back pages of my dictionary. Things just went from Bad to Worse.
- "I wish..." "I wish I was rich.", I said while throwing a coin into a wishing well.
Reading the newspaper the next day, the front page headline was:
"Rare coin worth millions found in well"
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Front Page One Liners
Which front page one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with front page? I can suggest the ones about front door and page.
- Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
- I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page no pun in ten did...
- How to get on the front page Not like this.
- What did the Muslim guy say when his joke made the front page?
- I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did.
- What's made up of 100% recyclable material? Front page of Reddit
- DAE hate poor grammar on they're front page?
- How do you know this is OC? Its not on the front page
- Did you hear about the book cover designer? He made the front page.
- what do all riddles that make it to the front page have in common?
- Aim for the stars. Even if you miss, you'll land on the front page of the newspaper.
- I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them.
- What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG
- Why isn't Reagan on the front page for his birthday? I guess we forgot...
- Super tired of all the Net Neutrality stuff taking up the front page.
Hilarious Front Page Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about front page you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean headline jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make front page pranks.
George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are".
Harry let's out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover.
George says, "I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground".
So Harry yells down at the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?"
The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air".
George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer".
And Harry says "How can you tell?".
George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate and totally useless".
That's the end of the Joke, but for you people who are still worried about George and Harry:
They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
So a Higgs Boson particle goes into a catholic church
And it gets stopped at the door by the bishop.
The bishop says, "Sir, I can't allow you in here."
"What? Why?" the particle responds.
"You call yourself the 'God particle.' That's blasphemy against our Lord."
"Oh, well, I guess that makes sense. Before I go, though, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah sure," the bishop responds. "Might as well."
"So," the Higgs Boson begins, "if you don't allow me in here, how do you have mass?"
Amish h**...
What's an Amish h**... do?
Ten Mennonite!
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
In the spirit of a TIL that made it to the front page.
I'm sitting on this plane and the pilot comes on the PA system to tell the passengers that we are now flying at cruising altitude and all that nonsense but when he put the phone down he missed the hang up. All the passengers could still hear the pilot as he turns to to copilot and says, "You know I could really go for a a cup of coffee and a b**... right now." The flight attendant went running up the aisle to tell the pilot he didn't hang up and as she races by my seat the guy behind me shouts, "Hey, honey! Don't forget that cup of coffee!"
What are some joke that only make sense if they are typed out?
Inspired by the 6.9 joke on the front page. What jokes only really work when you read them?
With all the sharks on the front page, you'd think it is shark week.
While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever
It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater.
What's the shortest way to the front page?
Up vote to find out.
I saw a front page post today about a woman who hasn't experienced a period in 15 years.
That's one long sentence.
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
Can I ask you a quick question?
What is the quickest way to the front page?
An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside.
A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *p**...*
He disappeared without a tres.
After the poor quality of the front page lately
This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens
Have you guys heard about the Al Gore Rythm?
Eh, you probably have, it's been all over the front page for two days.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's m**...?
His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!
You know there isn't anything even mildly interesting when hockey is all over the front page
Really there isn't anything to talk about but hockey...😭
Original content
Front page when?
A s**... bomber tripped outside a news kiosk
He's all over the front pages.
There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page
It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote.
It would be funny if...
...this got to the front page for no reason
I'm living in a rough neighbourhood...
Some t**... tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse
How many Harambe memes done an average human make a day?
Gorillif I know
Front page here we come?
I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page
If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up
Myself and my friend have a bet to see who can make it to the front page first
s**... it Conor
Titles with gold =
Front page
I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page.
After all, I've definitely seen it there before.
I'd like to make the front page with a funny joke...
But I'm not a funny chameleon
I wouldn't believe this is a sub with 10 million subscribers...
Like...I browse this the next day and its the same 10 posts on the front page.
North Korean launches keep getting better and better
Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
Q: Why does it seem most Titles on the Front page have nothing to do with the content of the post?
A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Failure is a good thing.
I've learned at least a hundred ways to not get anywhere near the front page.
My friend was upset about getting no upvotes so he began reading a book about reposting
He hit the front page
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
I just realized I've been missing all the front page posts about animal shelters.
It must be this paw pup blocker I've installed
A
If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.
Interesting title
Setup
Bait
Punchline
I swear to god, someone will repost this and get to front page
Getting to the front page is like getting my dad's love
I may never get it, but still I keep trying.
Happy mother's day to all the wonderful mom's who picked both roles in their kids lives :)
What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his s**... asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
8621. If this makes it to the front page, odds are it's someone's ATM PIN.
...it was mine.
What did Matthew McConaughey say to me when he found out I made a joke that didn't make the front page?
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
Everyone trying to get their bachelor's degree four years...
and I'm over here waiting eighty years to graduate just so I can be on the front page.
I had a rough day, and I got home to find that someone has torn the front and back pages of my dictionary.
It just went from Bad to Worse.
Prison may be just one word
But to others, it's a whole sentence
I fell asleep after posting this and woke up seeing it on the front page, thanks guys!
A man walks into a bar, and the bartender says to the man...
Actually... I should probably just repost... We all know they hit the front page.
What's the difference between having s**... and making it to the front page?
I have a chance at making it to the front page
What did the Catholic crusader do once he was finished with the front of the squire?
He turned the page.
Foot Heads Arms Body
The army was deciding on how much weaponry should be provided to each unit and each soldier. For this, they set up a committee and the veteran General Samuel Foot was chosen to be the head of it.
The newspapers got wind of this and published it on the front page.
The headline was "Foot Heads Arms Body."
As I got out of the time machine in May of 2035, I absolutely couldn't believe what I saw on the front page of the newspapers.
"COVID 19 Lockdown extended three more weeks!"
A man comes home from his morning run to find his roommate holding a dripping newspaper over the sink...
"What happened?"
"I was going to make an omelette for breakfast, but I dropped the eggs on my newspaper! The front page is soaked, but I'm trying to clean the sports section, it got the worst of it.'
"No, it didn't," says the man ominously.
"What? How do you know?"
"The real yolk is always in the comics."
After a long day, I come home to see that someone tore the front and back pages of my dictionary.
It just went from bad to worse.
A scientist named Berade cloned himself 76 times. Because of a mutation, the clones were all much more muscular than the real Berade.
One day one of the clones said to his 75 fellow clones, "I'm tired of that weakling bossing us around! He's treating us like servants just because he created us!"
So the clones all picked up Berade and threw him into a pigpen. When Berade landed, a hornet's nest was dislodged, and the hornets stung Berade to death.
The next day the front page news article read, "Seventy-six strong clones fed the pig Berade, with a hundred and ten hornets close at hand..."
I had no freaking idea!
I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 years, and I had no idea that he was a mechanic!
How do you make a s**... joke go to the top of the front page?
Just say you heard the joke from a little kid first.
Old Russian man buys a newspaper.
He looks at the front page, and tosses it away. The next day, he buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then tosses it away. The 3rd day in a row, he buys a newspaper looks at the front page, and again, tosses it away. This time the newspaper stand attendant asks him why he tossed the newspaper away after just looking at the front page. The old man says, I'm looking for an obituary. The newspaper stand attendant says, everyone knows the obituaries are not on the front page. There old man replies, the one I'm looking for will be.
Rip off
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled! "
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page.
Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled. "
The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it.
Fifty-one people swindled! "