Fronds Jokes
6 fronds jokes and hilarious fronds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fronds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Fronds Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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Sago Palm fronds, dried and ground, make an excellent, all natural laxative. The best part?
With fronds like these, who needs enemas?
A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.
'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'
Southern family trees are like palm trees...
No branches and the family members are fronds with benefits
What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?
"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"
A palm tree asked another, "Why do you always look so empty?"
He replied, "I just don't have very many fronds."
I'm dating a palm tree.
It's nothing serious though. Just fronds with benefits.
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