Frogs Pets Jokes
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My son's pet frog broke his leg yesterday
He was very unhoppy...
My friend told me a story about his pet frog
It was ribbiting.
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I stabbed my pet frog with a knife
He croaked
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Disappoiting Frog!
A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner.
"You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my s**... desires!"
The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, "Did you do what I told you to do?"
"Yes, d**...! I got n**..., lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!" she shouts.
The owner, looking confused, replies, "It's a perfectly trained frog. I can't understand what's wrong."
He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her p**....
"What?" she shouts.
Turning to the frog, he says, "Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I'm showing you this!"
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A woman walks past a pet shop...
A fairly young widow is walking past a pet shop and she pauses to admire the puppies in the window. As she looks inside, she sees a frog for sale, for £1000. She decides to go in and enquire as to why the frog is so expensive.
The pet shop owner says "this frog is a master of o**... s**..., which is very rare, so he's naturally expensive." The woman is sceptical, so the owner says "look, you can try it out if you like. Come take a seat over here."
The woman walks over and takes a seat, and the frog is placed on the floor in front of her. Nothing happens. The man looks at the frog and says "come on, you know what to do" but, nothing.
So the man turns to the woman and says "maybe it would help if you spread your legs a little, so he can see what he's supposed to do." The woman obliges, but the frog doesnt move.
The shop owner looks at the frog, at the woman, at the frog again, and back at the woman before saying "you know, it might help if you also remove your underwear." The woman removes her underwear and still there is no movement from the frog.
So the shop keeper turns to the frog and says "look, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this!"
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Talented Pets
A t**... goes into a bar and says to the barman 'Gimme a shot of your finest whiskey and I'll show you something amazing.'
The barman agrees and the t**... pulls out a hamster from his pocket and puts it on the piano stool. The hamster then begins to play the most incredible music that anyone in the bar had ever heard.
The t**... gets his shot of whiskey and says 'Another shot of that whiskey for something even more amazing'
The barman agrees and the t**... pulls out a frog, and places it on top of the piano. The frog starts to sing along with the hamster in the most beautiful tenor voice, cadencing perfectly with the hamster.
As the barman is pouring out the whiskey a man comes over to the t**... and says 'I'll give you $10000 for that frog, right here.' The t**... agrees and pockets a check while the man walks away with his frog. Meanwhile, the barman looks in disbelief and says to the t**... 'What're you doing? Those two could've made millions, let alone $10000.' The t**... turns to the barman and says 'Ah, but what he doesn't know, is that the hamster is also an excellent ventriloquist'
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