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Frog And Toad Jokes

99 frog and toad jokes and hilarious frog and toad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frog and toad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Frog And Toad Short Jokes

Short frog and toad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frog and toad humour may include short frogs jokes also.

  1. What happens when a frog's car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad...
  2. A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"
  3. Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool.
  4. Why was the frog taking the bus? Because his car got toad.
  5. Sir, your frog is illegally parked, move it imediately or it will be toad.
  6. What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!
  7. What happens to a frog who does not pay his parking tickets? His car gets Toad!
  8. Did you hear about the frog that had a flat tire? He was toad.
  9. Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad.
  10. What happened to the frog who didn't pay the parking meter? He got toad.

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Frog And Toad One Liners

Which frog and toad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frog and toad? I can suggest the ones about toad and frog wishes.

  1. What happened to the Frog when he wrecked his car? He got TOAD!
  2. What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad
  3. What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals...
    I'll show myself out - thank you
  4. What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!
  5. What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!
  6. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
  7. What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad.
  8. A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad.
  9. What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad
  10. You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad.
  11. Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
  12. What does a frog wear on it's feet? Open toad shoes
  13. Who took the frog's car? It was toad.
  14. Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.
  15. What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away.

Frog And Toad Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about frog and toad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kissing frog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frog and toad pranks.

How do frogs become toads?

h**....

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Mr. Toad was window shopping...

...when he saw a tiny porcelain snowman figurine that he just *had* to have. He enters the store to inquire about the price and learns that it costs much more than he can afford. Undaunted, he sets off to meet with lending officer at the bank, Mr. Paddywaque.
"No job, a dismal credit rating, a wife and 38 tadpoles to support?", says Paddywaque. "I don't think I can approve this application, Mr. Toad."
"*PLEASE*, I implore you, I MUST have this snowman! Surely, there's something you can do!", said Mr. Toad.
Paddywaque gives in to his client's pleading and agrees to show the application to his manager, Mr. ....uumm.....Jones.
Jones, terribly busy at the moment and not wanting to be bothered, takes a quick glance over his glasses at the application and says...
"It's a knick knack Paddywaque, give the frog a loan!"

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Did you hear about the frog that was parked incorrectly?

He was toad.
Ba dum tsss.

What happened to the frogs car?

It was toad.

So a frog parked his car in a "no parking" zone.....

His ride got toad away.

Help create the punch line?

My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but never sent the punch line....any help creating one?
Toad is stirring a steaming caldron over an open flame
Frog says, "What's cooking?" as the flames send tiny sparks into the night
Toad hands the frog a piece of a boiled chicken leg. "here try this".........

Why shouldn't you eat mushrooms that grow out of frog f**...?

they might be toad stools....

HUH?

Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
He found out it was a 'rough toad to h**....'

My frog's car broke down.

He had to get it toad.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

"Fraud"

Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD?
Murph: It is a "FRAUD".

whats a frogs favourite type of shoe...

open toaded shoes

A frog was waiting for the bus

Apparently his car got toad

What happened to the frog parked in a handicap spot?

He go toad.

What happened to the frog when he parked in the wrong parking spot?

He got toad

When a frog parks illegaly,

They get toad.

Why didn't Frog know the time?

He wasn't Toad.

What brand of ice cream do frogs eat?

Froogen-Das
Ok that was toadly a bad joke...

I hit a frog driving down the highway

Had to get my car toad

What did the toad say to the frog?

Nothing, because they can't talk.

What happened to the frog who parked after hours?

He got toad away

Had a dream last night about a frog with a broken car

It got toad.

What happens to frogs that talk illegally?

They get toad.

A frog

What happens to a frog that hopped onto a no parking zone? It gets toad.

Who does a frog call when his car breaks down?

A toad-truck.

Why shouldn't you park next to a frog pond?

You'll be toad

What happened to the frog that double parked?

It got toad!

Why was the frog upset?

His car got toad.

What happened to the frog sat on double yellow lines.

It was toad away.

What health ailment do elderly frogs suffer from?

Ribbit-toad arthritis
I'll see myself out...

What did the frogs do to the broken car?

They TOAD it away.

What happened to frog's car?

Toad.

Why did the frog have to catch the bus?

Because his car got toad!

A frog illegally parked his car.

He was toad.

What kind of shoes do frogs like to wear?

Open toad

What happened to the frog when he parked?

He got toad!
Give me an upvote :)

What happened to the frog's car?

It got TOAD away

What happens when a frog parks his car in a no-parking zone?

It gets toad away.

why are frogs bad at parking?

They always get toad

just droppin this here

What happens when a frog parks illegally.
It gets toad

What happened to the frog who parked his car on the yellow lines?

It got toad

What do you call a frog that lives in the desert

A camel toad

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

A frog was parked illegally

So he got toad

Which shoes do frogs prefer?

Open toad sandals!

What happens when a frog illegally parks?

It gets toad!

What does a frog do when it's car breaks down?

Gets **toad**

What's the difference between a frog and a h**... toad?

A frog says ribbit ribbit. A h**... toad says rubbit rubbit.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Frog car

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad

Why did Frog need a ride?

Because his car was Toad.

A "No parking sign" hangs in front of the swamp

It says, "This Parking Area is for FROGS ONLY. Violators will be toad."

Why did the frog take the bus today?

Because his car got toad.

How did a frog lost its car?

It got toad.

Why the frog couldn't take part in freedom convoy in Ottawa?

Because his truck got toad.