Frodo Jokes

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Funniest Frodo Short Jokes

Short frodo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frodo humour may include short trilogy jokes also.

1. Why did Gollum leave the room every time Sam and Frodo lit their pipes? He couldn't stand being around such filthy habitses.
2. Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall.
3. I bought myself a 6 ft boomerang with lord of the rings characters on it. It's really hard to Frodo
4. Why did Gandalf opt to send Frodo, of all beings, on the most perilous mission Middle-Earth had ever known? Force of hobbit.
5. When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?
   *edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui...
   not my main language T_T
6. Every time Galndalf sees a Hobbit he calls them Frodo. He doesn't have Alzheimer's disease, he just does it out of force of Hobbit.
7. Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
8. "Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?" "Elijah Would."
9. Sam got sick and taken to Middle-Earth Medical Center. Frodo rushed to the hospital, asking where Sam is. Chief Registrar Sauron replied: ICU
10. Why did Frodo ask out the pretty Hobbit girl before Sam? ... Because Sam was a little bit Shire.

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Frodo One Liners

Which frodo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frodo? I can suggest the ones about doom and hobbit.

1. why did arwen and aragorn choose frodo to be the ring bearer ? Force of hobbit
2. What's Frodo short for? He's a hobbit.
3. Frodo is a great nickname for a friend... ...who disappears after he puts a ring on.
4. Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom? Force of Hobbit.
5. What do you call Frodo Baggins with one leg? Hoppit.
6. How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis.
7. I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming.
8. How did Gandlaf know that Frodo would take the ring to Mount Doom? coz Elijah Would
9. Frodo was chosen as the Ringbearer because... it's hard to break a hobbit
10. What do you get when you mix Frodo, Bilbo and a cyborg police officer? Frobo Cop.
11. What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic
12. My laptop's running so hot.... That Frodo just walked in and chucked the one ring on it.
13. If J.R.R. Tolkien and Samuel Beckett collaborated... Would we get waiting for Frodo?
14. Long story short... Frodo does it
15. Which TV show stars Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee? How to Get Away with Mordor.

Frodo Baggins Jokes

Here is a list of funny frodo baggins jokes and even better frodo baggins puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins
• Where did Frodo Baggins live? In a "hobitat"
• Who would play the role of Frodo Baggins in Lord of The Rings Elijah Wood.
• Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again

Entertaining Frodo Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about frodo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frodo pranks.