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How much of s**... is work?
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of s**... was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 25-75% in favor of work . A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure , depending on how drunk he was at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was your opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
Animals getting frisky
A father and son are standing on a hill looking out over a plain. Seeing a pair of animals getting intimate, the son turns to his father and says "Dad, why is that buffalo getting on top of another boy buffalo? Is it gay?"
The father turns to the son to admonish him.
"You shouldn't be judgemental of another person or animal for the sexuality!"
While he says this, the same buffalo mounts a female.
"Anyway, it's bison."
A joke from my mom. A husband and wife are in bed...
A husband and wife are in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Feeling frisky, the husband turned to his wife and asked, "Do you want to have s**...?"
"No." she answered.
He then asked, "Is that your final answer?"
Without looking away from the TV, she replied, "Yes."
Without skipping a beat, the husband said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Old Buddy Hackett Joke:
A very young amorous couple were walking through a cemetary and feeling frisky . So the woman lay down on a grave marker and they made love. A week later the woman's back is still hurting her , so she sees a doctor. The doctor tells her to disrobe, then tells her to turn around to examine her back . The doctor asks her," How old are you?". She says ," I'm 20 years old, why do you ask." The doctor replies, " Because your a**... says you died in 1898."
The wife and I were getting frisky this morning and I asked her to use her hand to make me feel good
...so she counted out the number of hours left until Trump is no longer President.
What does captain Picard say when he's getting frisky with a woman?
The captain's log... is ready for entry
A walk in the woods…
A couple were on a blind date and they decided to take a walk in the woods. After some casual banter they started to feel more and more comfortable with each other and they started to feel a little frisky. They decided to sneak off the path into a dark grove of trees. After finding a good spot, they began making out and within a few minutes they were having s**....
After about 15 minutes, the man abruptly jumps up and says, d**... it, I really wish I had a flashlight!
The woman says, I wish you did, too – you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!
Bob and his friends were planning a fishing trip but the day before they were supposed to leave, his wife tells him he can't go.
His friends are disappointed but they head down to the river-side campgrounds without him the next day, but to their surprise he is already there drinking a beer swinging on a hammock. "What happened?", they ask. "Last night my wife was getting frisky so she told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted."
One for the ladies
A man is doing yardwork while his wife is wife is gardening when he notices the similarity between her b**... and the charcoal grill.
So he yells, " Hey honey you better start eating more of those veggies because your a**... is as big as the grill."
Later that night, he is feeling frisky and starts rubbing on her b**....
She replies, " What, you think I'm going to fire up this big a**... grill for just one little w**...?"
What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?
Cornography
A guy is driving with his girlfriend Erin. He called her 'E' for short.
E was feeling frisky so she decided to give him road head. He was so excited he drove off the road and crashed into a ditch.
E lost the use of her legs. Her parents were very upset and he tried to console them.
He apologized for getting E-wrecked while he was driving.
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What is the name of the TSAs mascot?
Frisky
What is a frisky Optimus Prime called?
An autothot.
Which camel is more frisky, the Bactrian camel or the Dromedary?
The Bactrian camel, because it has two humps every day, while the Dromedary gets by with only one.
My wife was feeling frisky before work today. She said give me a foot and make it hurt!
So I banged her twice and punched her in the mouth.
Husband (feeling frisky): How about we change positions tonight?
Wife: OK, you stand here and do the dishes and I'll sit on the couch and f**....
