The Best 37 Frisbee Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Frisbee jokes. There are some frisbee racquetball jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frisbee ultimate frisbee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Frisbee Jokes and Puns
I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer...
Then it hit me. . .
^^^I'm ^^^sorry
Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"...
... And then it hit me.
- Steven Wright
I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid....
But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.
I'm going to buy a boomerang now...
You need friends to play Frisbee.
I was standing in the middle of a park...
Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger...
And then, it hit me
I saw a Frisbee playing a piece from Mahler's 9th on the subway yesterday.
I mean he played it well and all, but still it was a little disc concerting.
What did Mustafa Kemal's dad say to him after he caught the frisbee?
Ataturk!
Standing in the park I was wondering
Why does the frisbee get larger when it gets closer?
And then it hit me.
What sport does Kyrie Irving play?
Ultimate frisbee
I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger every second
Then it hit me.
(OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you?
A frisbee.
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I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"
Standup 1 liner throwin out there
I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee...
He even said it was a new record.
I tried to play frisbee with my dog today but he was useless.
I think I need a flatter dog.
I always wondered why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer.
And then it hit me.
I tried to play frisbee with my dog this morning.
It didn't work. Need a flatter dog
I was standing in the park, wondering why the frisbee looked bigger as it came towards me
Then it hit me
What is an insect's favourite toy?
A fris-BEE
Sat on a park bench wondering why a frisbee appears larger and larger the closer it gets..
Then it hit me
I was in the park thinking, why does the frisbee get bigger as it gets closer...
Then it hit me.
I asked my dog where my frisbee was
He said roof
I asked a flat earther to play soccer the other day...
He brought a frisbee.
I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.
Last night, I met some university students having a social event for the Frisbee society
But there wasn't much to discuss.
Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog.
Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.
I love using my wall clock as a frisbee...
Time really flies by.
I was standing in the park today, and I was wondering why a Frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets.....
Then it hit me.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting larger and larger.
And then it hit me.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger...
then it hit me.
I played Frisbee golf today...
Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.
I was in the garden one day when I saw a frisbee coming towards me, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger
And then it hit me
Three Dad Jokes for Father's Day
* I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
* Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
* Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.
I took my dog to the park today to play Frisbee.
He was hopeless. I think I need a flatter dog.
frisbee
**I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.**
Then it suddenly hit me.
What type of bagel makes the best frisbee
A plane bagel
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger….
Then it hit me.
The ultimate Frisbee team from the University of Pennsylvania was giving away free writing utensils that had been made by Sean Penn, and I got the second-to-last one.
Now I have the penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen.
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