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Frisbee Jokes

47 frisbee jokes and hilarious frisbee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about frisbee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of hilarious jokes about frisbee golf, softball, ball, and pokeball! Perfect for any occasion, these jokes are sure to leave you in stitches and add some humor to your day.

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Funniest Frisbee Short Jokes

Short frisbee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frisbee humour may include short softball jokes also.

  1. I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee... He even said it was a new record.
  2. I took my dog to the park today to play Frisbee. He was hopeless. I think I need a flatter dog.
  3. I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . .
    ^^^I'm ^^^sorry
  4. I played Frisbee golf today... Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.
  5. I tried to play frisbee with my dog today but he was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.
  6. My friend claims that his dog can catch a frisbee out of the air, thats been thrown 200mtrs. I thought that's a bit far fetched
  7. Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog. Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.
  8. I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.
  9. I was standing in the park today, and I was wondering why a Frisbee appears larger, the closer it gets..... Then it hit me.
  10. Standing in the park I was wondering Why does the frisbee get larger when it gets closer?
    And then it hit me.

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Frisbee One Liners

Which frisbee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frisbee? I can suggest the ones about ball and volleyball.

  1. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger... then it hit me.
  2. I always wondered why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer. And then it hit me.
  3. I was wondering why the frisbee was getting larger and larger. And then it hit me.
  4. I tried to play frisbee with my dog this morning. It didn't work. Need a flatter dog
  5. I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger every second Then it hit me.
  6. I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets… then it hit me.
  7. I love using my wall clock as a frisbee... Time really flies by.
  8. I'm going to buy a boomerang now... You need friends to play Frisbee.
  9. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger…. Then it hit me.
  10. What type of bagel makes the best frisbee A plane bagel
  11. (OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you? A frisbee.
  12. What did Mustafa Kemal's dad say to him after he caught the frisbee? Ataturk!
  13. Unpopular opinion: frisbees aren't heavy enough Discus.
  14. The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
  15. I asked a flat earther to play soccer the other day... He brought a frisbee.

Ultimate Frisbee Jokes

Here is a list of funny ultimate frisbee jokes and even better ultimate frisbee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What sport does Kyrie Irving play? Ultimate frisbee
  • What's the hardest part of playing ultimate frisbee? Explaining to your parents that you're gay.
Frisbee joke, What's the hardest part of playing ultimate frisbee?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about frisbee can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of frisbee puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Heartwarming Frisbee Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about frisbee you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sandbox jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make frisbee prank.

The ultimate Frisbee team from the University of Pennsylvania was giving away free writing utensils that had been made by Sean Penn, and I got the second-to-last one.

Now I have the penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen.

Three Dad Jokes for Father's Day

* I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
* Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
* Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.

frisbee

**I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.**
Then it suddenly hit me.

Frisbees and The Sun

I was trying to figure out why the frisbee kept getting bigger, and then it hit me.
I was up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went, and then it dawned on me.
You might be saying "wait, Reaver, these jokes are both headed in the same direction!" That is so! I wanted to share with you guys a parallels!

I was in the garden one day when I saw a frisbee coming towards me, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger

And then it hit me

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.

Sat on a park bench wondering why a frisbee appears larger and larger the closer it gets..

Then it hit me

Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"...

... And then it hit me.
- Steven Wright

Frisbee joke, Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these frisbee jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.