I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee...
He even said it was a new record.
I always wondered why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer.
And then it hit me.
I tried to play frisbee with my dog this morning.
It didn't work. Need a flatter dog
I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger every second
Then it hit me.
I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer...
Then it hit me. . .
^^^I'm ^^^sorry
I tried to play frisbee with my dog today but he was useless.
I think I need a flatter dog.
I'm going to buy a boomerang now...
You need friends to play Frisbee.
I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid....
But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.
Standing in the park I was wondering
Why does the frisbee get larger when it gets closer?
And then it hit me.
(OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you?
A frisbee.
Sat on a park bench wondering why a frisbee appears larger and larger the closer it gets..
Then it hit me
Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"...
... And then it hit me.
- Steven Wright
I was standing in the middle of a park...
Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger...
And then, it hit me
I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"
Standup 1 liner throwin out there
I was standing in the park, wondering why the frisbee looked bigger as it came towards me
Then it hit me
What did Mustafa Kemal's dad say to him after he caught the frisbee?
Ataturk!
I saw a Frisbee playing a piece from Mahler's 9th on the subway yesterday.
I mean he played it well and all, but still it was a little disc concerting.
The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?
And then it hit me.
What sport does Kyrie Irving play?
Ultimate frisbee
What is an insect's favourite toy?
A fris-BEE
I asked a flat earther to play soccer the other day...
He brought a frisbee.
I was in the park thinking, why does the frisbee get bigger as it gets closer...
Then it hit me.
What does a flat-earther do with a ball?
He plays Frisbee!
I asked my dog where my frisbee was
He said roof
What's the hardest part of playing ultimate frisbee?
Explaining to your parents that you're gay.
What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?
Frisbae
worst thing about being lonely.
Q. What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth?
Ultamate frisbee badger!
What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day?
A frisbee.
I couldn't figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger...
...and then it hit me!
I hired a frisbee assassin last week, but he hasn't made a single kill.
He keeps getting stuck on the roof.
What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?
He threw it.
I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit!
I think I need a flatter dog.
I was playing with a Frisbee
It never came back.
I was confused about why the Frisbee seemed to be getting bigger...
And then it hit me.
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