Frisbee Jokes

Funniest Frisbee Short Jokes

Short frisbee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The frisbee humour may include short softball jokes also.

1. I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee... He even said it was a new record.
2. I played Frisbee golf today... Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.
3. My friend claims that his dog can catch a frisbee out of the air, thats been thrown 200mtrs. I thought that's a bit far fetched
4. Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog. Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.
5. I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.
6. I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball. I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
   He brought a frisbee with him.
7. Last night, I met some university students having a social event for the Frisbee society But there wasn't much to discuss.
8. I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with" Standup 1 liner throwin out there
9. If you're a Flat Earth Society member, it must be hard to shoot hoop. Frisbee's don't bounce very well.
10. I hired a frisbee assassin last week, but he hasn't made a single kill. He keeps getting stuck on the roof.

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Frisbee One Liners

Which frisbee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with frisbee? I can suggest the ones about volleyball and sandbox.

1. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger... then it hit me.
2. I tried to play frisbee with my dog this morning. It didn't work. Need a flatter dog
3. I love using my wall clock as a frisbee... Time really flies by.
4. I'm going to buy a boomerang now... You need friends to play Frisbee.
5. What type of bagel makes the best frisbee A plane bagel
6. (OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you? A frisbee.
7. What did Mustafa Kemal's dad say to him after he caught the frisbee? Ataturk!
8. Unpopular opinion: frisbees aren't heavy enough Discus.
9. The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
10. What is an insect's favourite toy? A fris-BEE
11. What sport does Kyrie Irving play? Ultimate frisbee
12. Who here likes Olympic Frisbees? Discus.
13. I asked my dog where my frisbee was He said roof
14. Did you know they sell lids for frisbees? I just disc covered them.
15. What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals? He threw it.

Ultimate Frisbee Jokes

Here is a list of funny ultimate frisbee jokes and even better ultimate frisbee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the hardest part of playing ultimate frisbee? Explaining to your parents that you're gay.

Heartwarming Frisbee Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about frisbee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean darts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make frisbee pranks.