Frigid Jokes
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What do you call an eskimo dwarf with a r**... e**...?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit
What is the difference between an Eskimo and a e**...?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid
Every time she opens her legs a light comes on.
I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend,
She seems frigid.
My wife got her stimulus check.
It says she's frigid.
Frigid Wife
I have a friend who says his wife is so frigid that when he finally gets her legs spread, the furnace kicks on.
And... a new joke is born
"Your momma is so frigid that your daddy would get his tongue stuck every time he would try to go down on her. "
I tried searching for this joke but couldn't find it... Did I just invent a new Your momma joke?
The emperor penguin mates at temperatures as low as -120 degrees F.
He is a frigid midget with a rigid digit.
My run today was like my last date.
Short, slow, and frigid.
did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend?
i understand....he says she's frigid.....
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