The Best 10 Frigid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Frigid jokes. There are some frigid cold jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frigid saltwater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Frigid Jokes and Puns

What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a raging erection?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit

What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?

One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel

(found this in Horace's Satires)

I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid

Every time she opens her legs a light comes on.

Frigid joke, I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid

I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend,

She seems frigid.

My wife got her stimulus check.

It says she's frigid.


Frigid Wife

I have a friend who says his wife is so frigid that when he finally gets her legs spread, the furnace kicks on.

And... a new joke is born

"Your momma is so frigid that your daddy would get his tongue stuck every time he would try to go down on her. "

I tried searching for this joke but couldn't find it... Did I just invent a new Your momma joke?

Frigid joke, And... a new joke is born

The emperor penguin mates at temperatures as low as -120 degrees F.

He is a frigid midget with a rigid digit.

My run today was like my last date.

Short, slow, and frigid.

did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend?

i understand....he says she's frigid.....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frigid icy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frigid addictionary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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