The Best 9 Frighten Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Frighten jokes. There are some frighten intimidate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these frighten discourage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Frighten Jokes and Puns

Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.

He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

This is a frightening statistic

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness!
That's scary!
It means 75% are running around untreated!

A tourist was lost, wandering in the rainforest, when suddenly...

...he runs into some tribal warriors. In an attempt to scare them off, he decides to frighten them with his modern technology.

He whips out the bic lighter in his pocket and flicks it in.

"Wow!" Said one warrior to another. "I've never seen one of those light in the first try!"

Frightening Statistic

This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.

How does a non American frighten an American?

Stick your hand down the sink.


A frightened man goes to the secret police and says,

My talking parrot disappeared.

Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.

I will. I'm just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.

My mates all say I'm a bit of a pub scarecrow.

I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane

Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed

Apple's port names are Thunderbolt and Lightning

They're starting to really frighten me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the frighten shitless jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working frighten terrify piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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