The Best 15 Fright Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fright jokes. There are some fright began jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fright tink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fright Jokes and Puns

Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.

He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

My neighbour banged on my door yesterday asking if I'd seen who stole her laundry off her line.

I got such a fright I almost wet her panties.

This is a frightening statistic

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness!
That's scary!
It means 75% are running around untreated!

Fright joke, This is a frightening statistic

Frightening Statistic

This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.

Here's one you might know...

There once was a man from Peru

who dreamed he was eating his shoe

he woke with a fright

in the middle of the night

to find that his dream had come true.


A frightened man goes to the secret police and says,

My talking parrot disappeared.

Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.

I will. I'm just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.

Why did the judge deny the ghost bail?

Too much of a fright risk.

Fright joke, Why did the judge deny the ghost bail?

A man is very worried about the future...

Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds.

''Hold your hand out for me.''

The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.''

''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!''

(I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)

My friend told me he suffered from stage fright.

I told him he should try imagining his audience naked. He seemed really eager to try that, thanked me and left.

A few minutes later, I realized he ran a puppet show for children.

I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident

I got the fright of my wife.

New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane

Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed

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What do you do when you have stage fright?

You go to the left.

My favorite symphony is called 4 minutes of silence

Played by a 7 year old with stage fright

The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool...

I got such a fright I nearly fell in.

I'm So Poor!

I wanted to go on a cruise holiday but I couldn't afford the shipping fee. So then I thought I'd just watch a horror movie instead, but again, I couldn't afford the fright charges!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fright horror jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fright willies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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