Fright Jokes
21 fright jokes and hilarious fright puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fright that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Break the ice with a few Fright Jokes! Whether you're nervous about giving a speech in Peru or simply afraid of flying, these jokes will help you take the edge off and get your audience laughing. From pumpkin puns to classic horror references, these jokes are sure to give you the confidence boost you need.
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Funniest Fright Short Jokes
Short fright jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fright humour may include short scare jokes also.
- I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols. I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
- Here's one you might know... There once was a man from peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true. - We're stuck on a quiz question - A frank sinatra song that starts with "When the weather outside is frightful" If anyone gets it.... let us know, let us know, let us know.
- Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California... Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go.... - I wasn't afraid of heights until my significant other told me about her bungee jumping accident I got the fright of my wife.
- What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful ;
And since we have no replace to go,
Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow! - My favorite symphony is called 4 minutes of silence Played by a 7 year old with stage fright
- The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool... I got such a fright I nearly fell in.
- Why are japanese people afraid of flying? They have to turn on 'fright mode' on their devices.
- I'm So Poor! I wanted to go on a cruise holiday but I couldn't afford the shipping fee. So then I thought I'd just watch a horror movie instead, but again, I couldn't afford the fright charges!
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Fright One Liners
Which fright one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fright? I can suggest the ones about fear and afraid.
- Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
- What do you do when you have stage fright? You go to the left.
- Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
- What did the African American ghoul want for dinner? A bucket of fright chicken.
Hilarious Fright Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about fright you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fright pranks.
A frightened man came to the KGB. "My talking parrot has disappeared."
"That's not the kind of case we handle. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me, of course I know that I must go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with the parrot."
Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.
He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
My neighbour banged on my door yesterday asking if I'd seen who stole her laundry off her line.
I got such a fright I almost wet her p**....
This is a frightening statistic
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness!
That's scary!
It means 75% are running around untreated!
Frightening Statistic
This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
A frightened man goes to the secret police and says,
My talking parrot disappeared.
Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.
I will. I'm just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.
My friend told me he suffered from stage fright.
I told him he should try imagining his audience n**.... He seemed really eager to try that, thanked me and left.
A few minutes later, I realized he ran a puppet show for children.
A man is very worried about the future...
Anxious with fright, he visits the village soothsayer and asks him what the future holds.
''Hold your hand out for me.''
The man does as requested and the soothsayer looks at the hand, the shapes and patterns intriguing him. A bit cautiously he says ''Your mother in law will die very soon.''
''I know that already! Just tell me if the police will able to catch me or not!''
(I was watching an Afghan comedy show and this joke came up! :)
Dead funny
Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetary. Hearing a tapping sound, he becomes scared and quickens his pace. The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.
Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.
"Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man.
"You gave me a fright of my life! Why are you working so late?"
"The spelled my name wrong."
New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane
Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed
