Fries Jokes

Funniest Fries Short Jokes

Short fries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fries humour may include short potato chips jokes also.

1. A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips... "Are you the friar?" he asked.
   The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
2. McDonald's has paused operations in Russia. They've successfully established a No Fry Zone.
3. Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey.
4. Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing. Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...
5. What's the difference between a guy with an Arts Major, and a guy with a philosophy Major? One will ask WHY you want fries with that!
6. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan? You take away their brooms.
7. My teacher used to tell me that I would never amount to anything by looking out of the window all day Man did I feel smug as I passed him his burger and fries at the drive-through last night
8. I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'
9. Everytime I eat fast food I can talk to dead people... Maybe I should quit ordering the medium fries.
10. I have an eating disorder... I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.

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Fries One Liners

Which fries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fries? I can suggest the ones about deep fried and small fry.

1. French fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
2. Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece.
3. My bacon kept curling in the frying pan so I took away their little brooms and rocks.
4. Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice
5. What do french fries do when they met after a long time? They ketchup
6. What do you call a Japanese deep fried mattress? A Tempura-Pedic
7. Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.
8. What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
9. I like my camgirls like I like my French fries. Steaming hot and covered in oil.
10. What country does fried fish swim in? Greece!
    (courtesy of my ten year old)
11. What does a Japanese pirate say? Nothing, he's too busy frying the prane.
12. What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle.
13. What do gender studies graduates commonly say? "Would you like fries with that?"
14. I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin.
15. What do you say to someone with a degree in art? Hamburger and fries, please.

French Fries Jokes

Here is a list of funny french fries jokes and even better french fries puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries... And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides…
• Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease
• Where was the french fry born? Greece!
  Sorry it's the only joke I know :(
• I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today. Worst french fries I've ever had.
• DID YOU KNOW....french fries arent cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece *rim shot*
• Where do French fries originally come from? Grease
• A French fry walks into a bar - Can I see the menu, please?
  - I'm sorry, but we don't serve food.
• I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece.
• Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!
• I've decided to start up my own restaurant. Main dish is curry poured over french fries. It's called "Curry on my Wayward Spud". And for dessert? There'll be peas when you are done.

Burger And Fries Jokes

Here is a list of funny burger and fries jokes and even better burger and fries puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
• I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn't get me anywhere. Boy, did I have a smug look later when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive-thru!
• What do you say to a female that studied gender science? Could I have the burger with fries please?
• I feel really gay having just eaten burger and fries I'm just so happy to have Five Guys inside of me.
• Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
• What do you call a Burger King on a deserted island? Lord of the fries
• What is a burger's favorite day? Fry-day
• What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
• Epicurean One-Liner The death row inmate eats burgers and fries.
• A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
  She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
  The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"

Burgers Fries Jokes

Here is a list of funny burgers fries jokes and even better burgers fries puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A blonde decided to order food using the drive-thru She ordered a burger, fries, and car insurance.
• Burger King: Have a chicken fry again! But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry
• Potatoes If potatoes are french fries and cows are burgers. What is the radius of the sun.
• A goose walks into a cafe. He says, "I want a burger, fries, and coke.
  Put it on my bill."

Mcdonald Fries Jokes

Here is a list of funny mcdonald fries jokes and even better mcdonald fries puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They banned all McDonald's in Russia That makes it a 'no fry' zone
• A man goes to mcdonalds and orders a big mac with a large fry. The cashier says, "I'm sorry sir, we only accept cash or credit."
• How is working the fry station at McDonald's like studying Plato and Aristotle? You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
• The amount of salt on social media... ... is more than enough to cover all of the fries produced by McDonalds next year.
• You know the economy is bad... When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks...
  Can you afford fries with that?
• [OC, be gentle] Ronald McDonald snuck up on a Happy Meal and said, "Serve fries!!!" The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face."
• What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's? Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
  I know it's old but it always made me laugh.
• The other day I ordered French fries at McDonalds the cashier asked me "Small, Medium or Large?"
  I said: "mixed please".
• Steve Stephens died today waiting on McDonald's french fries I guess those French fries were to die for.
• Starting January 1st McDonald's will not be making fries any longer They are already long enough

Quirky and Hilarious Fries Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about fries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fry cook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fries pranks.