The Best 10 Friendzoned Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Friendzoned jokes. There are some friendzoned slang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these friendzoned bethesda puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Friendzoned Jokes and Puns

When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None; they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw.

Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He talks to it for hours and hours but is disappointed when it doesn't screw.

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There is an benefit to being friendzoned

It implies you have a friend.

How to not feel sad when you are friend-zoned?

Asking for a friend.


I prefer to use the medical term for being Friendzoned:

Autoplatonic asphyxiation.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, they'll all just stand there and compliment it and then complain when it won't screw.

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You wanna know what's worse than getting friendzoned for being too nice?

Being Canadian.

As a male, if a girl gets undressed in front of you, she is either interested in you or you're level 100 friendzoned

Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.

How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia you don't get "friend-zoned" and the light bulb changes you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the friendzoned everdeen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working friendzoned cheerio piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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