Friendzone Jokes

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Funniest Friendzone Short Jokes

Short friendzone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friendzone humour may include short zone jokes also.

1. When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
2. How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw.
   Heard from my friend
3. How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He talks to it for hours and hours but is disappointed when it doesn't screw.
4. How many guys in the friend-zone does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just keep complimenting it and complain when it doesn't screw.
5. What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone? Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
6. Boyfriend and boy friend are different. Because the space in between is called friendzone.
7. How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many you get, they'll all just stand there and compliment it and then complain when it won't screw.
8. As a male, if a girl gets undressed in front of you, she is either interested in you or you're level 100 friendzoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.
9. How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia you don't get "friend-zoned" and the light bulb changes you.
10. I just won the 2016 friendzone award. I'd like to dedicate this achievement to my imaginary girlfriend, my waifu, and that cute girl in high school whom I still obsess about.

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Friendzone One Liners

Which friendzone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friendzone? I can suggest the ones about slang and friendship.

1. Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
2. I got friendzoned by a bee from russia he was a cagey bee
3. How does a Alabama girl friendzone her boy friend? Let's just be cousins.
4. Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies
5. There is an benefit to being friendzoned It implies you have a friend.
6. I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area.
7. What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic.
8. How to not feel sad when you are friend-zoned? Asking for a friend.
9. Neckbeards have finally found a way to get out of the friendzone Let Snapchat delete it.
10. What is the most common thing in a friend-zone? Hard feelings.
11. I prefer to use the medical term for being Friendzoned: Autoplatonic asphyxiation.
12. Girlfriend and Girl friend. see that space?
    Its called FRIENDZONE.
13. You wanna know what's worse than getting friendzoned for being too nice? Being Canadian.
14. Happy PALentine's day to everyone stuck in the friendzone!
15. I'm so deep in the friendzone I've met her boyfriend's parents.

Howlingly Hilarious Friendzone Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about friendzone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compliment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friendzone pranks.