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- A friend and I were discussing a TV show and they said that the 32nd episode is undoubtedly the greatest. Upon rewatching the episode I was shocked to find it was 30 minutes long.
- My black friend said he doesn't watch the tv show "Friends," because it's racist. How can it be racist though when it doesn't even have black people in it?!?
- My friend's daughter started to cry when she saw Bieber got shot in the TV show. My friend said to his daughter;
'Don't cry. He's not actually dead."
The girl said;
'That's why I'm crying!' - I showed my friend my new smart TV. He said: "how smart can it be? It's trapped in a box!"
- So I was talking to my blond friend I was telling her that I was named after a character from a tv show.
She replied: "What was their name?". - I recently found a TV show about 2 best friends, their angry neighbour and a rival restaurant. God, I love Spongebob.
- My friend told me he wanted to take part in a TV talent show. Obviously I wanted to support him as well as I could. So i killed his mother.
- After 15 years people are still making references to the TV show Friends. No one told me life was gonna be this way.
- My best friend was raving to me about her favourite TV show........ She said "The Dr did this and the Dr did that."
I was confused so asked "dr who?"
She said "Yes!" - My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire.
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I have a friend that lives just outside Chernobyl
After watching the TV Show he told me that he managed to count 14 historical inacuracies within the first 20 minutes... ...then he ran out of fingers.
It took a lot of b**... for my friend to sign up for the reality TV show Embarrassing Bodies .
Well, three to be exact.
It took a lot of b**... for my friend to join the new reality tv show called Embarrassing Bodies .
Three, to be exact.
Friends
Back in the '90s my then-wife and I used to watch the TV show Friends, and as people did we would compare ourselves to the characters in the show. I always said I was the Chandler of our group because I felt I was the sarcastic, funny one, and my then-wife would always come back with saying I was more like Ross because he was whiny. We'd laugh about it, but when she eventually left me for her girlfriend I realized I should have paid more attention to what she was saying.
A man took his friend to a water park he enjoyed as a kid.
One day, a man decided he wanted to visit the water park he and his friend used to go to. They hadn't been in 10 years, so it would be nice to revisit.
The friend agreed, and when they got there, they got in line for tickets.
The first man tapped his friend on the shoulder and pointed at the boards showing the opening and closing times.
I remember when these were all hand-carved wood. Now they're replaced them with TV's
The second man shook his head. They're getting more advanced. It sure is a sign of the times.
An American is calling his Russian friend in the middle of winter.
"Dude I don't get it how you can stand such cold."
"It's not that bad. And we're used to it."
"Still. I saw on TV it's like -70° where you live? Crazy!"
"What? Nyet. It's maybe -30°. Not bad at all."
"Even that would be way too cold for me!"
"Haha you get used to it. I'm telling you, it's like -30° and that isn't too bad. Your TV lies to you."
"I guess. But they were showing your city, with all the cars under the snow, people in heavy coats, even thermometers showing -70°..."
"Oh! You mean on the outside..."
My friend really wanted to film a pilot for his TV show!
He bought plane tickets and everything!
Courtesy of my black high school ethics teacher.
A black man and a white woman are out on a date for the first time. Things are going well and the woman is dying to take the man home. She has never been with a black man before and all of her friends keep telling her how get it is.
She's aggressively flirting with him all night and eventually suggests that they go back to her apartment. He agrees and they grab a cab. By the time they get there, the woman is so hot to trot that she practically shoves him through the front door.
She takes him to her bedroom and then heads into the bathroom to change into s**... l**.... Thinking about the man in the other room and imagining what how big he could be, the woman gets so turned on she can barely stand it. Finally she feels prepared. Burning with desire, she steps out of the bathroom and tells him: "Alright, now show me what you black men are known for!"
So the man grabs her TV and runs out the door.