Friendly Sugar Jokes
12 friendly sugar jokes and hilarious friendly sugar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about friendly sugar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short friendly sugar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friendly sugar humour may include short sugar jokes also.
- I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly. It's a real breath of fresh air.
- A diabetic friend I was talking to my diabetic friend the other day. He said, "this new high sugar diet I'm on is great! I lost 30 pounds already. Cost me an arm and a leg though..."
- My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery factory... until his position was dissolved.
- [True story] My girlfriend told me tonight that sugar was my enemy. I replied "You know what they say. Keep your enemies closer than your friends."
- The other day my girl friend called me her booger sugar Because she likes to do me in secret In the bathroom.
- My middle aged friend is completely broke, and is going out with a girl less than half his age. She thinks of him as her sugar-free daddy.
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What funny jokes about friendly sugar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sweet love jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friendly sugar pranks.
A man in Russia is asked by his wife to go get some sugar.
So he goes and he waits all day in a line. When he finally gets to the front of it, they tell him they're out. And he starts yelling. "This war is s**...! This is like being back in the bad old days, living under communism again!"
At once a policeman approaches him and says "Friend, be silent. You know, back in the bad old days, if you said such a thing aloud, well... you would have been shot. Just be glad things are different now."
So the man went home and his wife said "Were they out of sugar?"
And he said, "Yes! And also bullets!"
Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant.
The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.
three couples are sitting down for some evening tea
one of the three men says to his wife can you pass the sugar, sugar?
the second husband thinks it's cute how his friend called his wife sugar while asking for the sugar. not wanting to be outdone he attempts to one-up his friend by sweetly asking his own wife, can you pass the honey, honey?
the third man now feels there is an expectation for him to say something cute to his wife. so he clears his t**... and asks her can you pass the tea, bag?
The Liar Ant
I saw an ant in the kitchen so I placed a sugar cube in front of her.
She inspected it and went to tell her friends, then I quickly hid the sugar cube coz I wanted them to think she's a liar.
Four sailors in the middle of the ocean had their ship crashed on an island
The villagers captured them and brought them to the leader. He looked at them ordering everyone of the 4 to bring a different kind of fruit.
Once they arrived he told them : "Put your fruit in your a**... and if you cry or laugh you are dead"
The first one had a small apple so it was smooth and easy for him.
The second one had a small banana and didn't laugh too.
The third had grape and had put it in his a**... but laughed heavily.
His friends asked him : "Why're you laughing, you have grapes, should be the easiest"
He replied : "While I was putting the grape in my b**... I saw the 4th guy holding a sugar cane"
Aging
A young married couple was invited to their friend's home for dinner one evening. Their host was an elderly 82-year-old couple.
The young couple was impressed by the way the elderly man preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms like: "Darling, Sugar, Dear, Honey, Sweetheart," etc.
When the young man was alone with the old man in the veranda, the young man said, "I know both of you have been married for over 60 years and you are still so in love with one another. It's so wonderful after being married for so many years, you can still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man sighed, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 20 years ago."