Friendly Reminder Jokes
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Funniest Friendly Reminder Short Jokes
Short friendly reminder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friendly reminder humour may include short reminder jokes also.
- Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright.
- My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. A reminder that there are worse things in life than dying alone.
- A friendly reminder to avoid all pottery while the outbreak is going on. They say the virus originated in china.
- A friendly reminder that gyms get really busy around the new year as people make their resolutions So it's best to wait for it to die down, usually around January 2nd
- Grub hub here... ...making you think you have friends but really reminding you that you have no self control. Enjoy!
- My friend told me that I should learn more languages I reminded him that technically I speak English, Irish, Scottish, American and Australian in one.
- I was so mad when I heard the 45th US President was rude to the Royal Family! Then my friend reminded me what the 1st US President did to them.
- A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
- Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Friendly Reminder One Liners
Which friendly reminder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friendly reminder? I can suggest the ones about remember and warning.
- A friendly reminder.. Of The Game
- You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ugg Lee.
- I forgot what it was like to have s**... with my wife. Thankfully my friend reminded me.
Friendly Reminder Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about friendly reminder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recall jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friendly reminder pranks.
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Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time, and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.
An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe." Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me, but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.
"I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over.
He reminded them that they often tell the same stories.
"Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
I went for a walk through Memory Lane today.
I found some boxes in my closet. In it were old family relics. My great-great grandfather's World War One helmet was the first thing I saw. There was also my grandmother's surgical gear when she was a nurse in the local hospital, and countless heirlooms I can't possibly list all of which.
Then, I got to the one that sparked the most memories: My grandfather's collecting hobby.
Every day since January 1st, 1949, he collected ties with funny designs and wore them to work. Some had cats, or snakes or airplanes. He had close to 100 by the time he died several years ago. I remember as a kid how much I loved them, he had stories of what happened to him while.he wore those ties. He had an awesome memory and was good at telling stories.
When he passed, he left them to me. I couldn't keep all 100, and I also gave some to my cousins, but I decided to keep the ties that were his absolute favorites: his chicken pattern ties.
One day, he wore his first chicken tie when he met my grandmother. From then, he collected more chicken ties to remind him of her. I wear them every now and again, as well.
Thanks for reading this. I like to talk about them, but all my friends act weird when I tell them about my granddad's Hen Tie collection.
So *that's* how it works. [true story]
Went to visit a friend at his work (he's a chemist). There's a placard on the wall of the lab that says:
"Safety Reminder: Many Hands Make Light Work!"
Scrawled below that in black marker:
"Gee. All these years of college and I thought it was wave/particle duality."
Why did the old pirate decide to give up a-plunderin?
He just wanted to move on, start a new chapter in his life. Sometimes things happen like this, and it's a nice reminder that we are all capable of change. Sure it's tough, some people in your life might move on from how they used to be - but this doesn't mean they don't love you anymore. The pirate may stop a-plunderin, but he's still the same person. He's still your friend. He'll always be there for you.
Going to a church potluck...
A man calls his friend to remind him about a church potluck tomorrow.
"Ok," he says, "My wife and I will bring the cheese, and you and your wife need to bring the bread."
His friend, who is kind of an anxious mess says, "Oh man, that's a lot to remember. I'm kind of freaking out. I don't know how I'm going to keep all of this information straight!"
"Woah woah woah," the first man says to his friend. "Take it easy, man! Just remember: cheese us loaves you."
Bush
My friend who is terrified of flying just texted me that hes flying to chicago for thanksgiving and that the radio is playing glycerin by bush and how it reminds him of 8th grade.
Then i answer: if the plane starts going down maybe they will play everything zen!
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Vladimir Putin was practicing a eulogy speech for an assassinated Russian politician in front of a mirror...
(ahem) "He was a dear patriot and credit to the Motherland, whom I personally adored as a friend and colleague. I vow, as leader of Russia, to find the culprits responsible for this vicious m**......"
Putin then stopped and turned to his aide. "Are you sure this strikes the right tone, Yuri? I mean, in terms of timing? I've been a bit preoccupied, so remind me, when was he killed?"
After a few moments consulting his ipad, the aide replies, "Next week, sir."
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Going on a Bachelor party cruise
I was getting ready to go on a cruise for my best friends bachelor party and told Voice command Cell girl to "Remind me about power s**... for bachelor party". Later that night my wife asked if we had purchased an extra cruise ticket or if the cruise line was going to throw in the power stripper.
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The Lord of the Manor
The Lord of the Manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Reginald Carpley. The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for her infidelity.
With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he had taken her from a miserable existence on a local run-down farm, given her a fine home, provided her with servants, expensive clothes and jewels, and almost anything she desired.
By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his Lordship then turned his wrath on his supposed friend:
"And as for you Reggie -- you might at least have the decency to stop while I'm talking."
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Apple Products
My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and k**...-free.
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My friend said my mum was hot.
I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans.
Whenever I complain about things I have a friend confined to a wheelchair that will bust my chops about how easy I have it.
But I always remind him that before he judges me he should walk a mile in my shoes.
A group of prisoners pass the time telling jokes to each other.
Unfortunately their repertoire is limited and they soon know them all by heart; indeed they even start referring to their jokes by number. One prisoner says: "Do you remember number thirteen?" And everyone chuckles. Another says, "That reminds me of joke number six!" Again everyone laughs. "Or number twelve?" says another. Everyone chuckles except for one prisoner who starts having hysterics. He laughs until tears roll down his cheeks and his sides hurt. He falls on the floor, rolls about and slaps his thighs cackling uncontrollably. Finally he calms down and notices his friends looking at him weirdly. "Sorry" he says. "First time I'd heard that one"
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My friend was a violent serial killer...
Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"
A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.
You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.
Two old ladies go out for a coffee
Two old ladies who have been friends for a very long time go out for a cup of coffee.
One says to the other,
"I know we've been friends for a long time, but I'm pretty old now, you know how it is, and it so happens that I've forgotten what you're called. Could you remind me what your name was?"
The other lady silently kept stirring her coffee and after a brief pause said,
"Is this urgent?"
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My Friend asked me about my EpiPen
"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting
"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his t**.... He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his last moments. With his remaining energy he reached into his bag, giving me this EpiPen as a last reminder of our friendship." I said tearfully
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A happily married couple
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"My name is Elizabeth, but my friends call me Liz," the woman replied.The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?""My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth."
One of my older friends called me the other day
He was born in the 50's and his grandson's birthday was coming up.
He was planning on getting him one of those toys that are supposed to always come back. He couldn't remember what it was called, so I reminded him.
Long story short, the boomer rang.
halloween joke
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They'd come to the party together dressed as the number ten," he tells the bartender. "That's when I knew, she was the one."