Friend Zone Jokes
39 friend zone jokes and hilarious friend zone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about friend zone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Friend Zone Short Jokes
Short friend zone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friend zone humour may include short friend ship jokes also.
- When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
- The Friend zone. It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired.
- Me and a friend go in a bar... My friend who is homosexual was high, so he was looking zoned out.
The bartender asked why he looked confused. I said because he wasn't thinking straight. - With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she licked my face and wagged her tail!
- How many guys in the friend-zone does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just keep complimenting it and complain when it doesn't screw.
- What's the difference between high school and the friend zone? I have a chance of making it out of high school.
- I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!
- Do you guys know the difference between "girlfriend" and "girl friend?" ... that little empty void in the middle..
Known as the "friend zone" .. - There were so many posts about being friend zoned, so I went and told my best friend I love her, and she licked my face and wagged her tail.😁
- How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia you don't get "friend-zoned" and the light bulb changes you.
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Friend Zone One Liners
Which friend zone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friend zone? I can suggest the ones about friend request and mean friend.
- In Europe, they don't call it the "Friend Zone" They call it the "Pal Region"
- What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
- How to not feel sad when you are friend-zoned? Asking for a friend.
- Autocorrect has friend zoned me. It said that it loves me like a brothel.
- What is the most common thing in a friend-zone? Hard feelings.
- What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady
- Where do the good guys go? The friend zone...
- Death is not the worst which can happen to men: Plato (After getting friend zoned)
- My friend died while talking on his cell phone He was in the dead zone
- I got friend zoned today.... So I asked if she knew what i**... was...
Friend Zone Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about friend zone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean girl power jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friend zone pranks.
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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
When girls change their clothes in front of you...
When girls change their clothes in front of you, she either really wants the D, you're in friend zone level 99 or..
she hasn't noticed you in the tree yet.
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What do your friends say when you get rejected by your sister from Alabama?
d**... bro you got chromo-zoned.
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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! They can't screw anything.
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Dating a r**...
The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a r**... says she loves you like a brother, its go time.
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I'm so deep in the friend zone...
Even Vietnamese h**... say, "me LIKE you long time. Like a brother."
Hilarious reply to hilarious 'I love you' proposal
It was just a casual talk with one of my best friends,when I told her
"*I'm a negative person will you be my modulus function*"(read it somwhere)
And her reply was
"*I'm a square root so cant take any negatives otherwise this whole thing will become complex*"
I got mathametic-zoned
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
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What Does A r**... Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?
Entering the friend zone.