Fried Rice Jokes
17 fried rice jokes and hilarious fried rice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fried rice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fried Rice Short Jokes
Short fried rice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fried rice humour may include short fried chicken jokes also.
- You can't fool me. I know chicken fried rice isn't real. You expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice?
- Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries... And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides…
- I never order shrimp-fried rice. Call me old fashioned, but I like my food to be prepared by a human.
- A shrimp fried this rice joke What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me! - Asian stereotype joke An Asian man walks up to a fast food restaurant for takeout.
He says "Flied lice please."
He leaves but comes back a minute later
"This is fried rice, I ordered flied lice."
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Fried Rice One Liners
Which fried rice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fried rice? I can suggest the ones about rice and rice paddies.
- Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice
- Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because fried rice can make you drowsy.
- Ladies love me like white on rice Fried rice.
- I've got s**... women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is.
Fried Rice Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fried rice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fried egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fried rice pranks.
A drunk guy gets into a taxi..
-Ehh.. 'scuse me, driver... would it be okay if.. I left a few beers, some fried chicken, 2 tequila shots and some rice on your back seat?
-(confused)Ehm, sure.
*#vomits#*
Sorry people, I had to.
A young Chinese couple got married.
In the hotel room that evening, the bride blushed demurely: "I am very shy. Please, husband, tell me what to do."
The husband, a gentle and thoughtful young man said: "Why don't you tell me what you might like to do?"
The blushing bride hesitated before replying: "Well ... husband, uhmm ... I would like to try a ... try a 69!"
The husband was perplexed! "But, wife! It is our first night together, and you want fried rice, beef and black bean sauce?"
My prejudiced grandfather
One time I was reheating leftover fried rice from Chinese take-out, and I decided to mix in some basmati we had from the Indian restaurant. My grandfather smacked me on the head and told me to knock it off.
He believes in separating the rices.
Language Lessons
Two restaurants face each other across a city street. Every day the owner of the Greek restaurant, Nick, brings out his specials board, looks across the street at the Chinese restaurant and calls out to the owner:
"Hey, Chan! What comes with your specials today?"
"Flied lice!"
Just as it has done for years, this sends Nick into paroxysms of laughter, and makes Chan feel ashamed of his English skills. Chan's daughter signs him for ESL classes, and Chan works hard at improving his diction:
"Flied lice, flied lice, fried lice, fried lice, fried rice, fried rice, fried rice!"
So, Chan waits for Nick to come out the next day, and carries out his board just as Nick looks up, and as always, Nick is ready to taunt him.
"Hey, Chan!", he shouts, "What you serving with your specials today?"
Gathering himself, Chan shouts confidently across the street:
"FRIED RICE, YOU GLEEK PLICK!"