Fried Fish Jokes
8 fried fish jokes and hilarious fried fish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fried fish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What country does fried fish swim in?
Greece!
(courtesy of my ten year old)
I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.
I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!
Just made this up: whats the no.1 movie for fish at the moment?
JAMES POND. NO TIME TO FRY!
Why didn't one chef listen to the other one speak?
Because he had bigger fish to fry.
I'm glad that baby shark in TX is safe, but I doubt the police will spend a lot of time punishing the thieves.
I figure they'd have bigger fish to fry.
What do you call a fish being fried?
fissssshhh
A baby fish is called a fry. A baby whale is called a calf.
A baby shark is a doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Cletus and Ricky make a bet.
Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky tells Cletus, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of them."
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