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Funniest Fried Egg Short Jokes

Short fried egg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fried egg humour may include short boiled egg jokes also.

  1. Two eggs in a frying pan One says to the other; wow! It's warm in here!
    The other replies Argh!!! A talking egg!
  2. My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs? A dead Humpty Dumpty.
  3. My Egg died. He died last fry day. thank god he wasn't beaten.
    Don't worry he went over easy.
    He's now on the sunny side.
    He's definitely in a better plate...
  4. You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
    Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
    Catfish are already fried when caught ...
    Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
  5. What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out
  6. I am on a diet and my friend asked me how it's going "Not good." I said. "I had eggs for breakfast."
    "Fried?" He asked.
    "Chocolate!" I replied
  7. This is no yolk A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
    The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
    The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off
  8. Only the immature will laugh A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
    "It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate." The sausage says to the egg.
    The egg screams, "Ahh! A talking sausage!"
  9. If you had a Fried Egg for breakfast yesterday, what should you have today? A Sattered Egg.
  10. Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked... in cookies, brownies and cake.

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Fried Egg One Liners

Which fried egg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fried egg? I can suggest the ones about poached egg and lays egg.

  1. What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!
  2. [Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried!
    (Bring on the booings and the beatings)
  3. What did the egg say to the frying pan? You crack me up!
  4. What day does the egg fear most? Fry-day
  5. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri- *fried*
  6. I tried to fry an egg without utensils... ... it didn't pan out.
  7. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
  8. Why did the egg fry? Because the dog swam
  9. My girl friend asked me to make her some fried chicken... So I fried up some eggs.
  10. What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em
  11. What day eggs hate the most? Fry-Day!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fried egg can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fried egg puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Fried Egg Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about fried egg you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fried egg prank.

An older couple is watching tv...

And the man stands up and says, "I'm going to the kitchen. Do you want anything?"
His wife answers, "yes, please get me some chocolate ice cream with sprinkes."
The man starts to leave, when his wife says, "Honey, are you sure you don't want to write that down, your doctor said you may need to in order to remember."
"no, no, I'm sure I'll remember what you asked for."
A few minutes later, he returns with fried eggs and toast.
His wife says, "well, see, you did need to write that down. You completely forgot my bacon!"

The Longest Memory in the World

One day, a young man takes a trip out West and comes across a little Native American village. He decides, what the heck, he'll stop and look around. One of the Native women, seeing that he's not from around, tells the man he should visit the Chief, who she says has the longest and best memory in the world. So the man decides to go visit the Chief and asks: "So I hear you have the greatest memory in the world." The Chief answers "I do. I can remember every single detail of my entire life." The man figures he should test this, and asks the Chief "What did you have for breakfast on April the 27th, 1959?" After stopping to think for a second, the chief answers "two eggs." Satisfied, the man says goodbye to the Chief and eventually leaves the village.
Twenty years later, the man takes another trip out West and comes across the same village. He's amazed when he notices the Chief, still alive after all these years. The man, stops and says hello, so he raises his hand and says, "How" and the Chief replies "fried."

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen, "Careful," he said. "Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. Turn them! Turn them now! Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. Use the salt! Use the salt!"
The wife stared at him, "What's wrong? Don't I know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head...

... a fried egg on each shoulder, and a piece of bacon over each ear.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man said: "I'm worried about my brother."

As a Southerner, this is one of my favorite jokes...

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. They struck up a conversation, and it was found out that one man was from the North, and the other was from the South. The Southern man asks the Northern man what his diet usually consists of. The Northerner says, 'Well, the usual things really. Pizza, spaghetti, salads, eggs, etc.'
'Oh, wow that sounds great,' says the Southerner.
'Why, what do you usually eat?' asks the Northerner.
'Everything you eat, just deep-fried.'

And as the s**... swims towards the egg

I can't help but think that I've ruined my fried breakfast

Three salesmen, an Englishman, a French man, and an American, meet in an airport...

and eventually the topic turns to s**....
The Englishman says, "Before I left for this trip, I made love to my wife 3 times. The next morning she woke up and made me a big breakfast of fried bacon, potatoes and eggs. As I went out the door she gave me a passionate kiss and told me last night was amazing and she was the happiest woman in the kingdom."
The Frenchman says, "Hah! Before I left I made love to my wife 7 times and the next morning she made me a huge breakfast of omelettes, crepes, and croissants. As I sat down to eat she slid into my lap and told me she could never love another man."
Then the Englishman and Frenchman turn to the American. He shrugs,"Before I left, I made love to my wife once. "
His friends start laughing. "Once? Just once? What did your wife say to you in the morning?"
"Don't stop."

Did Timmy enjoy his first fried eggs?

No, because he sat n**... on a steel poll in 113 degrees

A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them. TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

A guy pulled up next to me in his Honda on a scorching day....

.... and asked if he could fry and egg on the hood of my black car on a dare.
I looked back at him incredulously and said "Why not do it on your own Accord?"

A new Supermarket opened near me.....

A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
And, just before the mister turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying on the stove.
The veggie department features the smell of freshly buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore

A guy came up to me and asked if I would chuck bacon, eggs, fries, beans and toast at him!

I said; "what do you want a brunch in the face?!"

Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...

Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."

Prayer before meals

Kid: Give us this day our daily bread.... With ham, egg, cheeze, french fries, salad on the side...
God: hey, kid. Are you praying or taking an order?

What can you expect from a bad egg comedian?

He's constantly scrambling to fry and crack you up with some "egg-celent" yolk, but boil boy are they bad.

Mike, why do you have a fried egg on your head?

Mike: Because a boiled egg would just roll off

A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan

The egg turns to the sausage and says it's a bit hot in here!
The sausage replied WOW A TALKING EGG!

A single lady goes to the convenience store a buys : 12 eggs, 1L of milk and a can of fried beans.

When she's about the pay, the clerk looks at her and guesses :
\- "You must be single, right?"
The lady, visibly amused and intrigued, asks back how could he pick that up.
The clerk replies :
\-"Because you are ugly as f\*c**...."

When a member of certain religious fraternities eats scrambled eggs.

It goes out of the frying pan and into the friar.

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more…

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