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86 fried chicken jokes and hilarious fried chicken puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fried chicken that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Fried Chicken Short Jokes

Short fried chicken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fried chicken humour may include short cooked chicken jokes also.

  1. You can't fool me. I know chicken fried rice isn't real. You expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice?
  2. Why is Chick-fil-a so successful? They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.
  3. What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
  4. Whats long, black and hard to cut into? The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
    Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion
  5. You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
    Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
    Catfish are already fried when caught ...
    Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
  6. I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
  7. I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
  8. Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
  9. Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.
  10. What do the critically acclaimed Schindler's List and the famous children's movie Chicken Run have in common? The tagline Escape or die frying .

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Fried Chicken One Liners

Which fried chicken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fried chicken? I can suggest the ones about chicken fried and bad chicken.

  1. Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece.
  2. Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice
  3. Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.
  4. What day do chickens hate most? Fry-Day !
  5. On what day of the week do chickens hide? Fry-day.
  6. Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because it comes with a bucket.
  7. What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook
  8. What day of the week do chickens hate the most? Fry-day
  9. What did the monk use to make fried chicken? A deep friar.
  10. What day are chickens scared of? Fri-day.
  11. Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
  12. Yo hair so greasy, that you can survive off the fried chicken in food shortage.
  13. What is Wakanda's national dish? Fried T'Chicken
  14. What is United States of America's national bird? Fried chicken
  15. Why did the chicken get a lawyer Because he knew he was going to get fried in court

Kentucky Fried Chicken Jokes

Here is a list of funny kentucky fried chicken jokes and even better kentucky fried chicken puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said... ..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."
  • Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
    But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
  • A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.
  • Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger l**... good.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fried chicken can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fried chicken puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fried Chicken Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about fried chicken you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean chicken jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fried chicken prank.

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.

The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.

The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm.

The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"

A Black man, a Mexican and a Polish man are at a construction site

A Black man, a Mexican and a Polish man are at a construction site having lunch. The black man opens up his lunch and says "If I get fried chicken for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opens up his lunch and says "If I get a burrito for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building." The Polish guy opens his lunch and says "If I get a bologna sandwich for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building."
The next day the three men are having lunch. They all open up their lunches and see they've all got the same thing from the day before and proceed to jump to their deaths.
Their wives get to talking at the wake when the black mans wife says "If I knew he didn't like fried chicken, I would've never put it in his lunch." The Mexican mans wife says "If I knew he didn't like burritos, I would've never put it in his lunch." When they turn to the Polish mans wife she says "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..

A couple went out to eat ...

A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.
The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"
She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."

I like my men how I like my fried Chicken

Extra Skin.

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.

He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord's Prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken
The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested.
100 million dollars , says the KFC rep.
Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred.
One billion dollars. This is our final offer.
After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals.
I have good news and bad news, the Pontiff said. The good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, we've lost the Wonder Bread account.

My barber said this today

I used to put out fires at the local airport and I had marshmallows in my toolbox. They thought I was a little weird, but I told 'em "More often than not, you're just gonna sit back and watch it burn anyway, might as well have some marshmallows."
One day an experimental plane crashed with six passengers, they burned up pretty bad and the chief brought us fried chicken for lunch. Nobody really wanted fried chicken for lunch after seeing those bodies, I think he was a bit on the mean side. Besides, I had just had marshmallows.

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

You know who else likes fried chicken and watermelon?

Everyone!!!!

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Cletus and Ricky make a bet.

Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky tells Cletus, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of them."

Burger King: Have a chicken fry again!

But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry

Why does Michelle Obama love fried chicken?

Because it goes great with steamed Barack-oli.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

My Nephew's pet chicken died.

I couldn't help asking if the f**... will be fried or roasted.

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

My girl friend asked me to make her some fried chicken...

So I fried up some eggs.

A gay nightclub started serving fried chicken.

What would you like, white meat or dark meat?

Why did a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn start charging more for its Kung Pao chicken?

It was "gentry fried."

What do you call a pressure cooker bomb in New York?

All American Fried Chicken!

A chicken was fried..

A chicken died, it was fried, it tried

A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.

The sign reads as follows:
* Nachos $4
* Hamburger $3
* Hotdog $2
* Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3
* Grilled Cheese $2
* Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50
* h**... $10
After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, "Are you the one who gives the h**...?" "Why yes I am." replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, "Wash your hands! I'd like a hamburger."

What are our names?

A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."

What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg?

Boy, I wish I could fry.

I always eat at this fried chicken place, the Cool Clucks Clan

My only criticism is that they don't serve dark meat

What makes fried chicken fried chicken ?

The chicken is fr(i)eed from its life.

Why do black folks like fried chicken?

I ordered some German Fried Chicken

It was Jewsy.

It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"

So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.

Something's afoot.

A hen is having a talk with its chick

Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.
Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.
Chick: What are we called when we die then?
Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken..

Where do you buy i**... fried chicken

The black market

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken have in common?
A: by the time your finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put the bone in.

A drunk guy gets into a taxi..

-Ehh.. 'scuse me, driver... would it be okay if.. I left a few beers, some fried chicken, 2 tequila shots and some rice on your back seat?
-(confused)Ehm, sure.
*#vomits#*
Sorry people, I had to.

A man is in diner with his two young boys...

The waitress comes to the table to take their order. The man says, "I'll have the chicken fried steak."
She jots that down and asks the oldest boy "What would you like, sweetie?"
The boys answers, "I'll have a g**... cheeseburger."
The father angrily backhands the boy.
The waitress asks the other boy, "What would you like, hon?"
The boy says, "Well... I don't know. But you can bet your sweet a**... I ain't gonna have a g**... cheeseburger!"

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