Fridge Jokes
144 fridge jokes and hilarious fridge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fridge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best jokes about refrigerators - from fridges that run away to fridges that play music! Explore our collection of funny fridge and freezer jokes, refrigerator magnets, and more. Laugh at these funny stories about refrigerators, the ever-important kitchen cabinet staple!
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Funniest Fridge Short Jokes
Short fridge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fridge humour may include short refrigerator jokes also.
- So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday. I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
- I bought my wife a fridge as an anniversary present. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
- My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..." "But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
- A few hours ago I dropped a piece of ice It slid under the refrigerator. I was really upset at first but now it's water under the fridge.
- I always knock on the front door of my fridge ... Just in case there is a salad dressing.
- I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday, I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
- Never literally taking cooking instructions… It said chill in the fridge for an hour
I nearly died - So my girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "Sorry, this isn't working." Then I opened the fridge and it was still working. Phew, I thought something bad is going to happen today.
- My wife keeps getting mad at me for eating leftovers straight from the fridge. I told her that it's really hard to quit cold turkey.
- My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.
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Fridge One Liners
Which fridge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fridge? I can suggest the ones about freezer and appliances.
- What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge? Killed.
- I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
- If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He's standing right behind you.
- I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. AND THEY'RE OFF!!
- What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
- Some guy stole all the milk out of my fridge today How dairy
- I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
- *opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* Hey bro, you should charge your milk.
- Why do men prefer white women? They want the dishwasher to match with their fridge
- I just bought my dad a new fridge I cant wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
- I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet.
- What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge? Very cool music.
- I just got myself a Motown fridge It stays at a steady Three Degrees, Four Tops.
- What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
- I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool.
Fridge Running Jokes
Here is a list of funny fridge running jokes and even better fridge running puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A woman cries to her husband "honey, the fridge isn't running" Husband replies "Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"
- Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio?
All the best to our contestants! - Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin.
- work refrigerator jokes I'm running out of puns for the office fridge clean out. I used to be cooler.
- Office fridge clean out jokes I'm running low on dad jokes about refrigerators Bc this is weekly thing.
- Why is the fridge shaking so much? It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
Fridge Freezer Jokes
Here is a list of funny fridge freezer jokes and even better fridge freezer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My fridge started making weird noises I opened the freezer door and told it to chill out
- When you throw a match at your fridge... You know you've got serious freezer burn.
Silly Fridge Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about fridge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitchen appliance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fridge pranks.
Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's"
I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about.
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What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A fridge.
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what's the difference between a crack head and a p**... head?
If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.
Re-post but one of my all time favorites (somewhat altered)
One day a father and his two daughters, Petal and Fridge, were having a picnic. Petal curiously asks her father; "Daddy, why is my name Petal?" to which he replies; "Well honey on the day you were born a petal from a beautiful flower slowly fell through the air and landed right on your forehead. Your mother and I thought the name fit you perfectly." Then Fridge asks; "BRAW WAW AAWWW OOWWW AHH AAWA?"
Lunch theif
At work, I constantly found my lunch to be missing from the lunchroom fridge. I decided to get back at this thief, so I began making two lunches; one with a very strong laxative, and the other without. I hid my regular lunch towards the back of the fridge, wrote my name on both of these bags. Needless to say, weight gain and terrible diarrhea are bad ways to discover I have Alzheimer's.
I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012....
It's called Mayanaisse....
An old man at the doctors office...
His daughter took him to a doctor for a check up. During the check up - the doctor asks the old man about his visits to the toilet at night, and he replies: "I wake up, walk to the bathroom and God turns on the light for me". Confused, the doctor finishes his procedure and tells the old mans daughter about the whole "God-light" thing. To which she replies: "Oh no! He's been using the fridge again!"
Why bachelors are skinner than married men
A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed.
A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge.
another polish joke
why do polish people keep empty bottles in the fridge?
for those that don't want anything to drink
I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore...
I'm moving the fridge to my room.
Hide and seek.
A girl was teaching a boy about her own rules at hide and seek: "If you can find me in 20 minutes, you may hold my hand. If you can find me in 10 minutes, you may kiss me. If you can find me in 2, you may do whatever you want to me, and I always hide behind the fridge."
Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday-
Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
Three old women are discussing how their memory isn't what it used to be.
The first woman says, "Sometimes, I'm in the elevator, and I don't remember if I'm going up or down."
"The second woman says, "sometimes, I have a bottle of mayonnaise in my hand, and I don't remember if I'm taking it out of the fridge or putting it back."
"The third woman says, "Well, I don't have any of those problems, knock wood," knocking on the table. "Oh, hold on a second, someone's at the door."
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Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Great Dane: So what are you here for?
Poodle: Well I've been wandering around the neighborhood too much lately looking for s**... so they're having me castrated, you?
Great Dane: My mistress does the housework n**..., she was bending over cleaning the vegetable draw in the fridge and I just couldn't help myself so I went for it.
Poodle: So you're here for castration too hey?
Great Dane: No, I'm here to get my claws trimmed.
Married mathematicians deciding what to get from the store.
A husband and wife are mathematicians. Husband asks the wife if she needs anything from the store. She looks in the fridge and says she needs eggs.
"How many?" he asks standing right next to her.
She yells, "4!".
He wonders for a moment why she yelled, figures it out and comes back with two dozen.
I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.
My wife has the body of a 16 year old!
And it's still in the fridge.
A man sees his wife taking a......
cucumber from the fridge. Being the gentleman that he is he offers to slice it up for her. She turns to him with a look of disgust on her face and says, 'what do you think I am, a slot machine?'
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick
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A girl asks her father...
A girl asks her father, "Why was I called violet?" And the dad replies, "Because when you were a baby a violet landed on your head."
Another girl asks her father, "Why was I called Rose?" And the dad replies, "Because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head."
Another girl asks her dad, "Heyasdeasuadwxosj" And the dad replies, "Shut up fridge."
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A mother has two daughters and a son.
A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I named Rose?", to which she replies: "That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head".
Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I called Petal?", to which she answers: "That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head".
Finally, her son approaches her and says: "BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH", and the mother says: "Shut up, Fridge".
There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, "Don't eat me."
Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from a cake."
My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology
So I put her in my new smart fridge
I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless!
It only chills on Sundays!
A joke I heard at mass
A priest is baptizing a man. He dips him 3 times in water and says "Craig, from now on you will be known as Michael. From this day forth you are to shed your sinful ways and that includes no more gambling or alcohol"
The man later that day goes home and heads straight for the fridge. He then grabs a can of coors light and dips it in the sink. As he does it he says "from this day on, you will be known as green tea"
How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary
An old man goes back to bed ...
And asks his wife " does the light in our bathroom turn on and off automatically ", she replies with "No why?", the old man sighs and says "well.... I'm going to buy a new fridge tomorrow"
Why do guys gain weight after marriage?
Because when they're single, they come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. When they're married, they come home, see what's in the bed, and go to the fridge...
Two sisters
There were once two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because just after you were born, a petal fell on you."
"Bllaaarrarararraraaarg", says Fridge from the corner.
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The UK Government has decided to make l**... legal as a drug for weight loss
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
Why does a blonde put empty bottles in her fridge?
For guests that aren't thirsty.
A father was sitting at the table with his two daughters
Petal and Fridge.
Petal said, "Dad, why is my name Petal?"
Her dad answered, "Because a flower petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."
Then Fridge said, "HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!"
I spent last night defrosting the fridge
Or "foreplay" as she used to call it
I bought my girlfriend a fridge for valentine's day..
A bit of an unconventional present, I know!
But you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
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My wife has a body of a 12 year old..
She keeps it in the fridge.
A man comes home from work and says to his flat mate
"I told you not to try to move the fridge by yourself, its too heavy!"
What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
My girlfriend hung a note on the fridge...
...which said: "I can't do it, it's not working anymore."
Door could be opened. Light is fully functional. Beer is cold.
I got no clue what she was talking about
My friend and I started replacing the word 'in' with 'inside'.
For example, if we wanted to say, "it's in the fridge", we'd instead say "it's inside the fridge".
One day, my parents caught onto this. They asked me why I was saying "inside" instead of "in".
I responded,
"it's an inside joke".
Which one is different from the other three and why - a fridge, a washing machine, a tv or a woman?
Most people say it's the tv because it's the only one that doesn't belong in the kitchen but they are sexist. It's the tv because it's the only one that doesn't leak when it's fudked.
I caught my roommate trying to hide his glasses in the fridge today..
He said he was trying to look cool.
If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left?
499.
What are the 3 steps of putting an elephant into a fridge?
Open fridge, put elephant in fridge, close fridge
What are the 4 steps of putting a giraffe into a fridge?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
The lion king is hosting a party. All but one of the guests show up. Who is missing?
The giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to go to the party, but she has to cross a crocodile-infested river to get there. She successfully swims across, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, why?
She got hit in the head by a falling brick.
Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge"
So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.
Eggs in my fridge
I bought 12 eggs today but there was no room for them in my fridge. Dozen fit
I fought with my brother about how he likes to kick ice under the refrigerator, but we're cool now.
It's all water under the fridge
My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge.
But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.
A father named his sons Rose and Fridge
One day Rose asked his dad:- why did you call me like that? Her father answered that when she was born a rose petal fell on her forehead. Then fridge came and asked his father: BLUAEHHUEHUEHAWHAW?
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r**...
Me: I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I am r**....
Friend: Oh! I do that all the time.
Me: Put clothes in the fridge?
Friend: No. Think that you are r**....
Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31.
Unlike me, it had a date on New Year's Eve.
You close the fridge door and hear something fall inside...
That, my friends, is the sound of someone else's problem.
My wife phoned me in a panic. She said, "How do you get wine out of the carpet?!"
"No idea," I replied. "I usually get mine out of the fridge."
BOSS: What's going on here?
BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
An engineer wakes up one morning and goes downstairs.
He sees a note an the fridge from his wife. It read This isn't working. I'm at my mother's. He opened the fridge and discovered it was working just fine.
LPT: Unplug your electronics to conserve energy, except for the fridge and the life support machine:
In those instances, you'd just be wasting vegetables.
I like how the girl that called me a loser in high school is now blowing up my phone
She sends me things like what are your plans for dinner and Your dad and I are going out for dinner there's food in the fridge
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On average women gain weight if they're married
When they're single, they come home, look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. When they're married, they come home, look at what's in the bed and then go to the fridge.
My roommates a thief. I left a 6 pack of beer in my fridge last night and this morning there's only a couple left.
It's a 4 gone conclusion.
An Eskimo buys a fridge
An Eskimo buys a fridge. His fellow Eskimo wonders: "What for?". The happy fridge owner answers: "To warm myself up. -50 degrees outside. -5 inside the fridge".
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A child asked his mom, "Mom how did I get my name?"
"Well Rose, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head, so we called you Rose"
Another child came up to her " Mom how did you get my name?"
"Well Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on you, so that's what we called you.
Child 3: "Mmmm Uuuuuuuuuu Mmmmmmmmm Eeeeeee Mahhhhh Mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Mom: "Shut up fridge"
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Superpowers....
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?
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No , she replies sleepily.
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I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers!
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Emily replies groans: Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!
I asked my wife why there was an empty milk bottle in the fridge?
"In case someone wants a black coffee."
A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes."
Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!"
My fridge has an annoying habit to make noise if I leave it open too long
I wish it would just chill
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Two men die and arrived in heaven
Curious as to why others are here, they struck up a conversation.
Man 1: Bro how did you die?
Man 2: Due to cold, and you?
Man 1: I doubted my girlfriend with another guy, searched the entire house but found none. I felt too guilty and committed s**....
Man 2: Lol, I was in the fridge
You're hungry. In the fridge there is a bag of bread, jar of jam, a can of tuna, and some milk. To answer the riddle, what do you open first?
This thread!
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Did you know that l**... is a really effective weight loss drug?
How are you supposed to eat if there's a dragon guarding the fridge?
"Honey, do I look fat ?"
Asked the wife as she stood in front of the mirror.
"No, not at all..", the husband replied, "You look fabulous !!"
Wife, blushing, "Really ! Will you carry me to the fridge ? I want to eat some ice cream.. "
Husband, now visibly scared; "Don't you worry babe, just relax here ! I will just go get the fridge.. "
Europe is like a fridge
You have the freezing cold part at the top
Then in the middle, you have cheese, cold meat, and a good drinks selection
Then down the bottom corner, there's just turkey and grease
I was trying to close my fridge but something was keeping it open.
It was a jar.
