The Best 10 Friday The 13th Jokes

Funny Friday the 13th jokes including waiting for a full moon and other practical jokes. Some of the jokes are about zombies, haunted house, and escape room ending, while others are about tattoo and knock knock jokes.

Funny Friday The 13th Jokes and Puns

I had to cancel my dsylexics meeting tonight

I never go out on Friday the 13th

The worst thing about Friday the 13th

Is monday the 16th

"Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?" said one blonde to another.

"Oh dear!!" her friend replied, "I hope it's not the 13th?"

Friday The 13th joke, "Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?" said one blonde to another.

I don't worry about Friday the 13th.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

It's Friday 13th...

Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious


A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car.

The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"

I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th

Just a little stitious.

Friday The 13th joke, I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th

Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween!

I tricked too many people with that...

It's Friday the 13th and there's a serial killer at the circus

He's freaking in tents.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

*Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the friday the 13th sundays jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working friday the 13th 13th piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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