Friday The 13th Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I had to cancel my dsylexics meeting tonight

I never go out on Friday the 13th

The worst thing about Friday the 13th

Is monday the 16th

I don't worry about Friday the 13th.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

It's Friday 13th...

Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car.

The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"

I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th

Just a little stitious.

Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween!

I tricked too many people with that...

Some groomers for your friday the 13th

A snail goes to a dealership and finds an expensive sports car. The salesman says "What would it take to get you in this car?" The snail replies "Paint a big 'S' on the side." The salesman asks "Why an 'S'?" The snail replies "So when I drive around people can say: Watch that 'S' car go!"


Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-guy!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

*Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

It's Friday the 13th and there's a serial killer at the circus

He's freaking in tents.

It's Friday 13th and I've just walked down the road and had to dodge loads of cracks.

It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.

People are scared of Friday 13th.

I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.

"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"

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