I never go out on Friday the 13th
Is monday the 16th
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious
The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
Just a little stitious.
I tricked too many people with that...
A snail goes to a dealership and finds an expensive sports car. The salesman says "What would it take to get you in this car?" The snail replies "Paint a big 'S' on the side." The salesman asks "Why an 'S'?" The snail replies "So when I drive around people can say: Watch that 'S' car go!"
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Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-guy!
*Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
He's freaking in tents.
It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.
I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.
"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"
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