Friday The 13th Jokes
25 friday the 13th jokes and hilarious friday the 13th puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about friday the 13th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funny Friday the 13th jokes including waiting for a full moon and other practical jokes. Some of the jokes are about zombies, haunted house, and escape room ending, while others are about tattoo and knock knock jokes.
Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Friday the 13th. Don't worry, it's just superstition knocking at your door. Remember, luck is what we make of it! 😄 #Fridaythe13th https://t.co/bP3xj6vyiK pic.twitter.com/MQRTvVBKHY
— Joko Jokes (@jokes_joko) October 13, 2023
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Funniest Friday The 13th Short Jokes
Short friday the 13th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friday the 13th humour may include short friday 13th jokes also.
- A blonde and a brunette are in a car. Brunette: Christmas is on a Friday this year.
Blonde: I hope it's not the 13th. - "Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?" said one blonde to another. "Oh dear!!" her friend replied, "I hope it's not the 13th?"
- A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
- Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that...
- What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
- One blonde asks the other blonde when is Thanksgiving Blond 1: What day is Thanksgiving this year?
Blonde 2: I think Friday.
Blonde 1: Thank God it's not the 13th! - It's Friday 13th and I've just walked down the road and had to dodge loads of cracks. It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.
- What's an Alt-Righter's biggest concern on Friday the 13th? Having a black guy cross his path.
- Today is Friday the 13th! Hope I don't get in a car accident as I drive to my dyslexia therapy.
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Friday The 13th One Liners
Which friday the 13th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friday the 13th? I can suggest the ones about finally friday and friday evening.
- I had to cancel my dsylexics meeting tonight I never go out on Friday the 13th
- The worst thing about Friday the 13th Is monday the 16th
- I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
- What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th? "Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
- It's Friday 13th... Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious
- I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th Just a little stitious.
- It's Friday the 13th and there's a serial killer at the circus He's freaking in tents.
- Why is the killer from Friday the 13th series so effective?
- Was worried about going to the doctor on Friday the 13th.... Turns out I'm dyslexic.
- We missed Friday the 13th by just 1 day... ...how unlucky!
- Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp.
- So, this years Christmas is going to be a Friday... ...hopefully not the 13th!
- Does Halloween Fall on Friday the 13th for the First Time in 6**... Years? No it doesn't
Hilarious Friday The 13th Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about friday the 13th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wednesday friday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friday the 13th pranks.
