Friday 13th Jokes

36 friday 13th jokes and hilarious friday 13th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about friday 13th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Friday 13th Short Jokes

Short friday 13th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friday 13th humour may include short friday the 13th jokes also.

  1. A blonde and a brunette are in a car. Brunette: Christmas is on a Friday this year.
    Blonde: I hope it's not the 13th.
  2. "Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?" said one blonde to another. "Oh dear!!" her friend replied, "I hope it's not the 13th?"
  3. A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
  4. Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that...
  5. What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
  6. One blonde asks the other blonde when is Thanksgiving Blond 1: What day is Thanksgiving this year?
    Blonde 2: I think Friday.
    Blonde 1: Thank God it's not the 13th!
  7. It's Friday 13th and I've just walked down the road and had to dodge loads of cracks. It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.
  8. What's an Alt-Righter's biggest concern on Friday the 13th? Having a black guy cross his path.
  9. Today is Friday the 13th! Hope I don't get in a car accident as I drive to my dyslexia therapy.

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Friday 13th One Liners

Which friday 13th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friday 13th? I can suggest the ones about friday evening and finally friday.

  1. I had to cancel my dsylexics meeting tonight I never go out on Friday the 13th
  2. The worst thing about Friday the 13th Is monday the 16th
  3. I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
  4. What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th? "Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
  5. It's Friday 13th... Thank my lucky stars that I'm not superstitious
  6. I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th Just a little stitious.
  7. It's Friday the 13th and there's a serial killer at the circus He's freaking in tents.
  8. Why is the killer from Friday the 13th series so effective?
  9. Was worried about going to the doctor on Friday the 13th.... Turns out I'm dyslexic.
  10. We missed Friday the 13th by just 1 day... unlucky!
  11. Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp.
  12. So, this years Christmas is going to be a Friday... ...hopefully not the 13th!
  13. Does Halloween Fall on Friday the 13th for the First Time in 6**... Years? No it doesn't

Howlingly Hilarious Friday 13th Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about friday 13th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wednesday friday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friday 13th pranks.

Some groomers for your friday the 13th

A snail goes to a dealership and finds an expensive sports car. The salesman says "What would it take to get you in this car?" The snail replies "Paint a big 'S' on the side." The salesman asks "Why an 'S'?" The snail replies "So when I drive around people can say: Watch that 'S' car go!"
Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-guy!

People are scared of Friday 13th.

I'm not, but I am scared of April 1st, because if something bad happens to you, no one will believe you.
"Ah, ha-ha, I see what you did there mr 'I've been kidnapped, call the police'"