Friction Jokes

Funniest Friction Short Jokes

Short friction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friction humour may include short resistance jokes also.

1. I went to the library today and asked where I could find books on greases, oils and lubricants. The librarian suggested I try the non-friction section.
2. I have just finished the entire history of lubricant It's the best non friction book I've ever read.
3. The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson... I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life.
4. My friend stole the book I was reading and threw it across the table where it slid with ease It was non-friction.
   ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry.
5. Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist? He wrote complete works of friction.
6. I finally found where the librarian is storing the books on theoretical physics In the Non-Friction section
7. I have to give a talk in college next week, on the history and manufacture of petroleum-based lubricants, so I've spent all day in the local library. They have an excellent non-friction section.
8. Wife asked me why I always read the instructions that come with personal lubricants. I thought she knew that I like reading non-friction.
9. What are sandpaper and ice's favorite genres to read? Friction and non-friction
10. I really think that friction is really overrated in our society. I mean, without it, we'd be all over the place.

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Friction One Liners

Which friction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friction? I can suggest the ones about frustration and tension.

1. What do you get when rubbing two oranges together Pulp friction
2. I'm writing a book about WD-40. It's Non-Friction
3. Friction annoys me. It's such a drag.
4. What shoes have the least friction? Slippers
5. Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published? It was a work of friction.
6. My shoe hates the ground There's a lot of friction between them.
7. What do you call research that rubs you the wrong way? science friction
8. How would a world without friction be? Idk dude but I heard it's going to be slick!
9. Friction walks into a bar And orders a shot of rubbing alcohol.
10. I'm so sick of hearing friction jokes... If I hear one more, I won't let it slide
11. what do you call a substance which fails to reduce friction lubrican't
12. I just read a book that rubbed me the wrong way It was science friction
13. There's something about friction man... It really rubs me the wrong way.
14. Why did the librarian keep falling down? Because she was in the non-friction section
15. What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction

Silly Friction Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about friction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conflict jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friction pranks.