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Funniest Friction Short Jokes

Short friction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The friction humour may include short resistance jokes also.

  1. I went to the library today and asked where I could find books on greases, oils and lubricants. The librarian suggested I try the non-friction section.
  2. I have just finished the entire history of lubricant It's the best non friction book I've ever read.
  3. The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson... I guess you could say they don't have a lot of friction in their life.
  4. My friend stole the book I was reading and threw it across the table where it slid with ease It was non-friction.
    ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry.
  5. Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist? He wrote complete works of friction.
  6. I finally found where the librarian is storing the books on theoretical physics In the Non-Friction section
  7. I have to give a talk in college next week, on the history and manufacture of petroleum-based lubricants, so I've spent all day in the local library. They have an excellent non-friction section.
  8. Wife asked me why I always read the instructions that come with personal lubricants. I thought she knew that I like reading non-friction.
  9. What are sandpaper and ice's favorite genres to read? Friction and non-friction
  10. I really think that friction is really overrated in our society. I mean, without it, we'd be all over the place.

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Friction One Liners

Which friction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with friction? I can suggest the ones about frustration and tension.

  1. What do you get when rubbing two oranges together Pulp friction
  2. I'm writing a book about WD-40. It's Non-Friction
  3. Friction annoys me. It's such a drag.
  4. What shoes have the least friction? Slippers
  5. Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published? It was a work of friction.
  6. My shoe hates the ground There's a lot of friction between them.
  7. What do you call research that rubs you the wrong way? science friction
  8. How would a world without friction be? Idk dude but I heard it's going to be slick!
  9. Friction walks into a bar And orders a shot of rubbing alcohol.
  10. I'm so sick of hearing friction jokes... If I hear one more, I won't let it slide
  11. what do you call a substance which fails to reduce friction lubrican't
  12. I just read a book that rubbed me the wrong way It was science friction
  13. There's something about friction man... It really rubs me the wrong way.
  14. Why did the librarian keep falling down? Because she was in the non-friction section
  15. What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction
Friction joke, What is created when you rub two oranges together?

Silly Friction Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about friction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conflict jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make friction pranks.

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are asked to measure the volume of a pig.

The engineer answers: "we fill a pool to the brim with water, fully immerse the pig, collect the spilled water and measure its weight. The pig will have a volume of 1dm^3 per collected Kg."
The mathematician answers: "we freeze the pig, slice it and integrate the slices' areas to obtain a volume."
The physicist answers: "let P be a spherical, friction-less pig...

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What do you call two nerds dry h**... on the couch?

Science friction.

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If there was a futuristic story about an alien who caught fire because he m**... too hard

Would that be science friction?

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What do you call s**... literature?

Fan friction.

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What's the best part of the library to hang out if you want to get laid?

Adult friction.

Friction joke, Wife asked me why I always read the instructions that come with personal lubricants.