Freudian Slip Jokes
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Funniest Freudian Slip Short Jokes
Short freudian slip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The freudian slip humour may include short sigmund freud jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip? Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.
- What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother.
Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet. - The doctor said that I have a condition Called the Freudian slip.
It's when I say one thing and do your mother. - What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?
A: a Freudian slip
- What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip
- The other morning my Mom came downstairs wearing nothing but a very suggestive nightgown. When I asked, she said it was a Freudian slip.
- I made a freudian slip the other day. I said I only need two emojis asparagus and peach. I mean Aubergene!
- She wasn't the worlds greatest mother but at least she never negligee'd me. Oh sorry Freudian slip.
- What does a psychologist get when they're fired? A Freudian pink slip.
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Freudian Slip One Liners
Which freudian slip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with freudian slip? I can suggest the ones about mistake and slip and fall.
- What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother.
- What's a Freudian slip? It's where you say one thing and mean your mother.
- What undergarment does a psychologist wear? A Freudian Slip
- What do you call an austrian woman's undergarments? A Freudian Slip.
- What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip.
- I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms.
- Freudian Slips He still hasn't gotten up
- Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip
- How did the psychiatrist break his leg? He had a Freudian slip.
- If you see your mother in a nightgown... It might be a freudian slip.
- What do you call a psychoanalyst's underwear? A Freudian slip.
- How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?
- Where does a psychologist keep his boat? on a Freudian Slip
- My friend Sigmund fell while walking on ice yesterday. He had a Freudian slip.
- How did the psychologist die? He Freudian slipped.
Playful Freudian Slip Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about freudian slip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slip on ice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make freudian slip pranks.
Autocorrect is Freudian slip of smartphone age.
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Sigmund Freud discovered the "Freudian Slip"
which in my opinion, was pure p**......I mean genius.
What is a Freudian slip?
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
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Neurotic Girls...
Wear Freudian Slips
G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?
After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"
the other day I was trying to think of the phrase "classically conditioned"...
...but I had gotten so used to the phrase "Freudian slip" that I said that instead by mistake.
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".
What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?
It was a Freudian slip
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I have a disorder which causes me to slay fruity young slits
i mean say freudian slips
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How many Freudian slips does it take a narcissist to change a light-bulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb, and the world revolves around me-**HIM** ... *I said him* ...
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Freudian slip
Don't you just hate it when you make a Freudian s**...?
Psychologists go ice-skating
(Read in an old magazine)
So this group of psychologists go for ice-skating. Being novices, all of them failed in their first attempt.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip at a time
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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?
A Freudian slip.
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I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay.
Read aloud and quickly: "One smart feller, he felt smart"
Freudian slip?
ELI5: What's a Freudian slip?
It's what your mother wears under her dress.
Doctor, I messed up.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You fat cow, you have completely ruined my life!"
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What is the sexiest pair of l**...?
Your mother's thigh highs and a Freudian slip.
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[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest e**... remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's l**... when I was a child.
he said it was probably a Freudian slip.
James Madison Jr had a Freudian slip
while drafting the constipation.
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A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away
What you were really w**... about...I mean thinking about.
-Ricky Gervais
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I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips
Send dudes
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I didn't mean to say she looked like my mother in her l**......
It was a Freudian slip.
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I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
If she likes him secretly and her slip slips by accident what do you call that?
A freudian slip
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I bought my wife some s**... l**... because it reminded me something my mom used to have.
I call it her Freudian Slip.
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What's a piece of l**... that reveals more skin than the wearer consciously desired to show?
A Freudian slip.
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A picket to Tittsburgh
A guy travels out to visit a friend of his in Pittsburgh who is going through some hard times. His friend picks him up at the airport.
"How was the flight?"
"The flight was fine but I embarrassed myself when I bought my ticket."
"Oh? What happened?"
"The woman at the counter was very attractive and instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh, I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh."
"Oh that's just a Freudian slip. Happens all the time. Just the other night at dinner I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead said 'you ruined my life you b**...'".
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Freudian slips
A woman walks into her psychiatrist's office and says "Hey Doc, you know how we have been talking about Freudian slips? " "Well, I had the most amazing one last night". I was eating dinner with my wife, and I meant to say "would you please pass the salt dear?". But instead, I said "You g**... b**..., you're ruining my life".
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My therapist said my Freudian slips make her uncomfortable
Boy, if I had a n**... for every time I've been told that...
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Freudian slip
A guy is talking to his buddy.
\-I made a total fool of myself today. I was talking to a very well endowed young woman at the airport and I said: "I need two pickets to Tittsburgh." She was embarrassed and so was I.
His buddy replies:
\-Yeah, it's called a Freudian slip. I had one at the dinner table last night. I wanted to say to my wife "Pass the potatoes" and instead, I said: "You lousy b**..., you messed up my life!"
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My wife made a Freudian slip while we were making love.
She said, "Yes! Oh yes! Oh my God Sigmund!!"
