The Best 65 Freudian Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Freudian jokes. There are some freudian superego jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these freudian psychoanalysis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Freudian Jokes and Puns
Sigmund Freud discovered the "Freudian Slip"
which in my opinion, was pure penis...I mean genius.
What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals?
A Freudian Flip.
What is a Freudian slip?
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Freudian analysts
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb??
Sex
What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time?
A Freudian Slip
What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?
A: a Freudian slip
Where does a psychologist keep his boat?
on a Freudian Slip
G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?
After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"
the other day I was trying to think of the phrase "classically conditioned"...
...but I had gotten so used to the phrase "Freudian slip" that I said that instead by mistake.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".
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What does a psychologist wear to bed?
A Freudian slip.
Have you ever heard of a Freudian spoonerism?
It's where say one thing, but you actually mucked your fother.
How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?
How many Freudian slips does it take a narcissist to change a light-bulb?
Just one. He holds the light bulb, and the world revolves around me-**HIM** ... *I said him* ...
How do Freudians describe the human mind?
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
What is the definition of a Freudian slip?
when you say one thing and mean a mother.
Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Freudian Slips
A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another.
A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother.
What do you call a psychoanalyst's underwear?
A Freudian slip.
Major in Freudian Psychology
Minor in the back seat.
I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay.
I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist...
...but they're all sex of one, half a dozen of your mother.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.
What is a Freudian slip?
When you say one thing but mean your mother.
What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?
A Freudian Slip.
ELI5: What's a Freudian slip?
It's what your mother wears under her dress.
Doctor, I messed up.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You fat cow, you have completely ruined my life!"
If you see your mother in a nightgown...
It might be a freudian slip.
Freudians suck
I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)
What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason?
A Freudian slip.
How did the psychiatrist break his leg?
He had a Freudian slip.
What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?
A Freudian Sleep.
[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child.
he said it was probably a Freudian slip.
James Madison Jr had a Freudian slip
while drafting the constipation.
Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?
He made a Freudian slip
How many Freudians does it take to change my mother?
The other morning my Mom came downstairs wearing nothing but a very suggestive nightgown.
When I asked, she said it was a Freudian slip.
What does a psychologist get when they're fired?
A Freudian pink slip.
What do you call it when someone accidentally leaves their fly open?
A freudian zip.
How did the psychologist die?
He Freudian slipped.
What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away
What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about.
-Ricky Gervais
I heard a Freudian slip once...
He broke both his arms.
I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips
Send dudes
A man with no carnal desires walks into a Freudian psychoanalyst's office
The psychoanalyst stops him and says, "hey, buddy, I'm gonna need to see some id."
What do psychotherapists wear on their feet in the morning?
Freudian slippers
What do you call it when a Psychologist falls down?
A Freudian slip.....
Freudian Slips
He still hasn't gotten up
What is the famous psychologist's mother's undergarment called?
A Freudian slip
I have a tendency to use words in a context they don't behold.
I call it a freudian flip.
How many Freudian psychologists does it take it change a light bulb?
One to hold the ladder and the other to screw ~~your mother~~ it in.
I was at a lingerie store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
How many Freudians does it take to screw a lightbulb
*Cannot edit titles, meant to write, screw in a light bulb.
I hate Freudian slips
As much as the next gay
What did the mohel say at little Sigmund's bris?
"Looks like I've made a Freudian snip!"
My friend Sigmund fell while walking on ice yesterday.
He had a Freudian slip.
She wasn't the worlds greatest mother but at least she never negligee'd me.
Oh sorry Freudian slip.
The doctor said that I have a condition
Called the Freudian slip.
It's when I say one thing and do your mother.
What does the Freudian monk chant while meditating?
MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
(Sorry if repost, I just thought of this, but I can't be the first)
You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?
It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
A freudian slip
So for those of you who dont know, a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're thinking about a mother
I made a freudian slip the other day.
I said I only need two emojis asparagus and peach. I mean Aubergene!
I bought my wife some sexy lingerie because it reminded me something my mom used to have.
I call it her Freudian Slip.
What's a piece of lingerie that reveals more skin than the wearer consciously desired to show?
A Freudian slip.
What's the definition of a Freudian slip?
It's when you say one thing, but you mean your mother.
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