Freud Jokes

Funniest Freud Short Jokes

Short freud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The freud humour may include short psychotherapist jokes also.

1. I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung
2. My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination.
3. As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, "We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."
4. Someone asked me if I would bet on Sigmund Freud's psychoanalytic theory of personalityl I replied I'm all Id
5. Sigmund knows he's done working when his brain's freud
6. what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother
7. Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip
8. A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, Have you taken a bath?
   The other replies: "No. Is one missing?"
   From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*
9. Why didn't Sigmund Freud buy name-brand weiners? They were too expenisve
10. Why was Freud a bad poker player? he would always go all Id.

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Freud One Liners

Which freud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with freud? I can suggest the ones about sigmund freud and psychologist.

1. What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
2. In 1910 Freud was old But his student was Jung
3. Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend.
4. It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today... I wish him great happenis.
5. How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped
6. Like Freud says... ...if it's not ones thing, it's your mother.
7. Why doesn't Sigmund Freud swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
8. Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud.
9. What was Sigmund Freud's favorite food? Freud Rice
10. Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!
11. What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice.
12. What did Sigmund Freud say when his patient wouldn't unhand his waffle? Leggo my ego!
13. There was a very angry bodybuilder psychologist He had Freud rage
14. What's Sigmund Freud's favorite soap opera? The Jung and the Restless
15. What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud

Sigmund Freud Jokes

Here is a list of funny sigmund freud jokes and even better sigmund freud puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day? His mom.
• Mrs Freud: Sigmund, are you listening to me? Or is it in one ear and out the mother?

Pink Freud Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink freud jokes and even better pink freud puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was the psychologist's favorite band? Pink Freud
• What do you call a rock band whose members are all neurologists? Pink Freud

Heartwarming Freud Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about freud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean banana jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make freud pranks.