Fret Jokes
45 fret jokes and hilarious fret puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fret that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fret Short Jokes
Short fret jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fret humour may include short worry jokes also.
- This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?
- My friend's worried he's addicted to playing guitar I told him not to fret but he says he can't help it
- Many people who get something that's incomplete will worry. But the man who buys a guitar with no neck does not fret.
- If you've ever fretted about the eventual heat death of the universe, don't worry... Everything's gonna be 0 K
- A guitar player was panicking because he couldn't play his open strings His instructor told him don't fret
- Did you hear about the conductor who was arrested for inciting violins? They strung him up, but he didn't fret.
*Cogwheel takes a bow* - The other day someone said they were going to kill me with the neck of a guitar. I said is that a fret?
- Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other...
- My therapist has finally figured out why my guitar is responsible for my anxiety disorder. It has too many frets.
- Did you hear about the guitar player with insomnia? He was having fretful dreams.
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Fret One Liners
Which fret one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fret? I can suggest the ones about fuss and fender.
- Someone said they'd attack me with the neck of their guitar... "Is that a fret?"
- Don't fret. You're not a guitar.
- If you can't think of a good guitar pun... Don't fret.
- What did the banjo say to the worried guitar? Don't fret
- How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret.
- Some of you may be nervous about your first guitar lesson. Don't fret about it.
- Learning to the play the guitar is rather simple. You don't have to fret about it.
- Why did the anxious guitarist quit the band? He didn't want to fret anymore.
- I have a chronic fear of guitars. They have too many frets.
- Why don't guitarists like ukuleles? Because they don't fret the small stuff
- What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret
- Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to "fret not."
- What do you tell a fearful guitar? Don't fret.
- Why are violinists braver than guitarists? They never fret.
- You're worried that you're a guitar player who can't play open strings. Don't fret.
Cheerful Fun Fret Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about fret you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fidget jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fret pranks.
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A guy lost his fingers in an accident at work.
He rushed to the hospital and made his way to the emergency ward.
When he arrived the doctor came in and said, "Not to fret, Mr. Roberts, with the technology of today and advances in medicine, we can easily reattach your fingers and you'll be able to return to work in a couple of days. Now... where are the fingers?"
"I haven't got 'em." The man replied.
"Why not!?" Asked the doctor.
The man says "I couldn't pick 'em up!"
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I was in a bar last night and this dude said to me, I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!" I growled back...
Is that a fret?
An old man was piloting a small plane with his wife and kids aboard as a powerful storm raged.
Don't fret so much, he said to them as they were filled with fear. If anything should happen to me, I've provided for all of you very generously in my will.
A person is taking guitar lessons
and he's getting upset that he isn't learning as quickly as he'd like to. So he tells the instructor this and the instructor says, "You'll get the hang of it eventually. Don't fret."
What do you tell a person who is trying to learn guitar but is failing to comfort him/her?
Don't fret about it
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A guitarist died and his family had no means of paying for the f**... expenses.
Guess you could say they had a lot to fret about.
What did Bill say when Frank told him he was having trouble playing the intro on "Nothing Else Matters"?
Don't fret
My friend broke a string playing the guitar. I told him...
...don't fret it.
I always am nervous
Unless I'm at guitar lessons. I never fret in guitar lessons.
