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Where y'all from?

Two freshmen girls are moving into their dorm room together.

One of them's from Georgia, one of them's from Connecticut.

The girl from Connecticut's helping her mother put up curtains.

Girl from Georgia turns to them and says, "Hi. Where y'all from?"

Girl from Connecticut says, "We're from a place where we know not to end a sentence with a preposition."

The girl from Georgia says, "Oh, beg my pardon. Where y'all from...cunt?"


It's the first day of high school...

...and the principal is giving an orientation to the freshmen class. He says "Welcome to high school! We have a few rules we must go over. First, men will use the men's locker room, and women will use the women's locker room. If anyone is caught in the other gender's locker room, it is a $20 dollar fine for a first offense, $30 for a second offense, $40 for a third, and so on. Any questions?"
A kid in the back stands up and asks "How much for a season pass?"


While helping some freshmen check into their dorms at our state college I overheard a couple of new co-eds rate me as a six.

It really saddens me that our public school systems are only teaching kids to count to six.


Can you imagine going to your girlfriend's prom at 32?

Well neither could Roy Moore. He preferred freshmen.


What do you call a repeating freshmen?

A refreshmen.


How many high school freshmen can you fit into a 70s camero?

Moore than you think.


A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words.


The thing I love about freshmen is...

...I get older, they stay the same age


Freshmen girls...

I keep getting older, but they stay the same age.

Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*


What does Stalin's son have in common with Freshmen at a urinal?

Neither of them can aim right


Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?


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