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Freshman Jokes

29 freshman jokes and hilarious freshman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about freshman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

These are jokes that are appropriate for a freshman audience.

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Popular Freshman Short Jokes

Short freshman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The freshman humour may include short rookie jokes also.

  1. For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got
  2. Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly... but I didn't realise it would zoom
    (im sorry)
  3. What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a señor
  4. Did you hear about the gay high school football player? Freshman year he was a tight end.
    By senior year, he was a wide receiver.
  5. I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?" ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?
  6. Do you know how when you go to college you gain the freshman 20lbs? Well, I've got the COVID 19
  7. I told my Dad it'd be embarrassing to chaperone at my schools prom. He said I'd do fine and thanks for hooking him up with the freshman date.
  8. Yo momma so fat... When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.
  9. How did the college freshman pass all his classes? He got an A+ by letting his teacher give him the D.
  10. Back in freshman year, I lost my roommate's gloves. He gets mad when I talk about it. It's a touchy subject.

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Freshman One Liners

Which freshman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with freshman? I can suggest the ones about high school senior and new kid.

  1. I'm a freshman taking geometry. I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose.
  2. The only thing worse than the freshman 15... ...Is the freshman 9 lbs., 3 oz.
  3. Remember when we worried about the Freshman 15 in college? Well now it's the *Covid 19.*
  4. I had to retake geometry freshman year of college, Cuz I am out of shape
  5. What do you call a freshman that got expelled? A first semester abortion.
  6. What's the quickest/worst way to gain the freshman 15? a fetus

Freshman College Jokes

Here is a list of funny freshman college jokes and even better freshman college puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words.
  • "you have to go to college" **SON:** but why though?
    "to be able get nice things *[shows him my watch]* you see this?"
    **SON:** yeah?
    "I stole this from my roommate, freshman year"

High School Freshman Jokes

Here is a list of funny high school freshman jokes and even better high school freshman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Overheard @ high school's red & white football game Clueless freshman: "So, who are we playing?"
    Crowd: "It's intrasquad!"
    Pregnant pause.
    Clueless freshman: "So we're still going to lose!"
Freshman joke, Overheard @ high school's red & white football game

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about freshman can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of freshman puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Freshman Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about freshman you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean college student jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make freshman prank.

Idiot Teacher

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

A freshman is talking to the new girl in school. You'll like it here, he tells her. Everyone is pretty chill, the teachers are all nice, but the principal is kind of a m**....

Do you know who I am? the girl asks her new classmate. I'm the daughter of the principal.
The boy is silent and then asks her, Do you know who I am?
She shakes her head no. Good, says the boy as he walks away.

A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students

He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive. For example, I didn't not do it equals I did it. But no double positive in English equals a negative."
A student in the back shouted, "YEAH, RIGHT!"

An old engineering professor ...

An old engineering professor was welcoming the incoming class of freshman. "I've been teaching here for over 50 years and have seen some dramatic change over that time. When I started, less than 5% of the class was female, and they all looked like they were kicked in the face by a horse.
"Today, more than half of you are female, but by God, we still have the same horse."

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher.


After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Homecomeback

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

Hanging in the hallway at a high school are...

...the basketball team pictures from the past decades. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "92-93," "93-94," "94-95," etc.
One day the principal spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.
Turning to the principal, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

Football

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, If I can s**... it, I can probably pass it.

You have to go to college

me: you have to go to college
son: but why though?
me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?
son: yeah
me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year
(From Internet)

On the first day of school, the college dean addressed the freshman class to explain some of the campus rules.

"The women's dormitory
is off-limits to male students and the men's
dormitory is off-limits to female students," he
intoned. "Am body caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second
lime and $180 the third time. Does anyone
have any questions?
A male student raised his hand. "How much
for a season pass?"

Freshman joke, Do you know how when you go to college you gain the freshman 20lbs?

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