The Best 27 Freshman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Freshman jokes. There are some freshman undergrad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these freshman dropout puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Freshman Jokes and Puns

Idiot Teacher

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

A freshman is talking to the new girl in school. You'll like it here, he tells her. Everyone is pretty chill, the teachers are all nice, but the principal is kind of a moron.

Do you know who I am? the girl asks her new classmate. I'm the daughter of the principal.
The boy is silent and then asks her, Do you know who I am?
She shakes her head no. Good, says the boy as he walks away.

For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

Freshman joke, For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

"you have to go to college"

**SON:** but why though?

"to be able get nice things *[shows him my watch]* you see this?"

**SON:** yeah?

"I stole this from my roommate, freshman year"

A Freshman Seminar Professor Was Trying To Wow His Students

He told them, "In the English Language, a double negative equals a positive. For example, I didn't not do it equals I did it. But no double positive in English equals a negative."

A student in the back shouted, "YEAH, RIGHT!"


Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly...

but I didn't realise it would ZOOM

(im sorry)

An old engineering professor ...

An old engineering professor was welcoming the incoming class of freshman. "I've been teaching here for over 50 years and have seen some dramatic change over that time. When I started, less than 5% of the class was female, and they all looked like they were kicked in the face by a horse.

"Today, more than half of you are female, but by God, we still have the same horse."

Freshman joke, An old engineering professor ...

Homecomeback

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a seΓ±or

Hanging in the hallway at a high school are...

...the basketball team pictures from the past decades. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "92-93," "93-94," "94-95," etc.

One day the principal spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.

Turning to the principal, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

You have to go to college

me: you have to go to college

son: but why though?

me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?

son: yeah

me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year

(From Internet)

You can explore freshman campus reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean freshman classmate dad jokes. There are also freshman puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


On the first day of school, the college dean addressed the freshman class to explain some of the campus rules.

"The women's dormitory
is off-limits to male students and the men's
dormitory is off-limits to female students," he
intoned. "Am body caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second
lime and $180 the third time. Does anyone
have any questions?
A male student raised his hand. "How much
for a season pass?"

Did you hear about the gay high school football player?

Freshman year he was a tight end.

By senior year, he was a wide receiver.

I'm a freshman taking geometry.

I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose.

I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?"

ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?

Remember when we worried about the Freshman 15 in college?

Well now it's the *Covid 19.*

Freshman joke, Remember when we worried about the Freshman 15 in college?

Do you know how when you go to college you gain the freshman 20lbs?

Well, I've got the COVID 19

The only thing worse than the freshman 15...

...Is the freshman 9 lbs., 3 oz.

Yo momma so fat...

When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.


I had to retake geometry freshman year of college,

Cuz I am out of shape

I told my Dad it'd be embarrassing to chaperone at my schools prom.

He said I'd do fine and thanks for hooking him up with the freshman date.

Back in freshman year, I lost my roommate's gloves. He gets mad when I talk about it.

It's a touchy subject.

They say university makes you a well-rounded student

'cause it sounds better than saying freshman 15

What's the difference between a freshman and a senior electrical engineering student?

A Fourier transform.

How did the college freshman pass all his classes?

He got an A+ by letting his teacher give him the D.

Overheard @ high school's red & white football game

Clueless freshman: "So, who are we playing?"
Crowd: "It's intrasquad!"
Pregnant pause.
Clueless freshman: "So we're still going to lose!"

A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the freshman junior jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working freshman reunions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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