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Fresher Jokes

6 fresher jokes and hilarious fresher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fresher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to light up the atmosphere at your fresher's party with these fresh and funny fresher jokes that will make your fellow freshmen roar in laughter! Bring out the brighter side of freshness with these hilarious one-liners and anecdotes!

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Heartwarming Fresher Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good fresher joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The CEO proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night many years back.

The General Manager next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher Clerk & asked how many times did he do it on his wedding night.
The Clerk replied: Only once Sir!
The CEO laughed n asked WHY?
The Clerk replied: My wife wasn't used to it Sir!
Today the clerk received all dues after termination.

What gets fresher as the expiry date approaches?

Expiry date.

An old lady pulls out a c**... with a cigarette in it

Her friend asks "Why do you do that?"
She replies "Well it has its benefits...it keeps your cigarettes fresher!"
Fascinated, the friend heads down to the local convenience store and asks the clerk "May I have some condoms please?"
The clerk chuckles but then says "Sure m'am, what size?"
"Well, big enough for a camel that's for sure!!"

All women have fresher mind than man..

...Because they change it too often.

What's fresher than baby spinach?

Aborted spinach

One day a tree, a herb and a bush were chilling together in the jungle

One day a tree, a herb and a bush were chilling together in the jungle when they came face to face (or leaf to face) with God.
God tells them that they must each do one deed to save the dying planet.
The tree convinces all of its kind to double their oxygen output, making the Earth's air fresher and cleaner than it ever was
The herb begins synthesizing the ultimate cure all compound in its leaves, which can cure almost any disease in any animal that consumes them.
And what did the bush do?
Bush did 9/11.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fresher can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fresher puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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