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The CEO proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night many years back.
The General Manager next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher Clerk & asked how many times did he do it on his wedding night.
The Clerk replied: Only once Sir!
The CEO laughed n asked WHY?
The Clerk replied: My wife wasn't used to it Sir!
Today the clerk received all dues after termination.
What gets fresher as the expiry date approaches?
Expiry date.
What's fresher than baby spinach?
Aborted spinach
Prostitution is the only industry
Prostitution is the only industry where freshers are paid more than the experienced ones.
One day a tree, a herb and a bush were chilling together in the jungle
One day a tree, a herb and a bush were chilling together in the jungle when they came face to face (or leaf to face) with God.
God tells them that they must each do one deed to save the dying planet.
The tree convinces all of its kind to double their oxygen output, making the Earth's air fresher and cleaner than it ever was
The herb begins synthesizing the ultimate cure all compound in its leaves, which can cure almost any disease in any animal that consumes them.
And what did the bush do?
Bush did 9/11.
Bob goes to the doctor...
Bob goes to the doctor for tests and is
diagnosed with an extremely rare illness that
can only be cured if he drinks a quantity of
fresh mother's milk. When he gets home, he asks his mother, but she just tells him not to be daft. Then his mother tells him that the girl upstairs has just given birth and the husband is away at sea, so he should go up and ask her nicely. The girl is just about to go to bed when Bob arrives, but she agrees to his request and, with a mischievous smile, invites him through to the bedroom. "You can't get it any fresher," she says, presenting her left breast to his lips. Bob feels a bit awkward, but he is only following doctor's orders after all. As he slurps at his medication, he hears a few soft moans and sighs. She gently pulls his head away from her breast, looks at him and murmurs, "Is there anything else I could offer you?" Overwhelmed by her generosity, he wipes his lips and says, . . . . . . . "Well, a biscuit would be very nice."
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